rareay84
04-17-2012, 12:00 PM
Goodbye crappy, low-rent electronics stores! We are aware that we invested a lot of money in you in the past, and you had high hopes of becoming world-class stores. But the Associated Conglomeration of Federated Hood Builders met, and figured out that no matter how world-class you become, you'll never make more than twenty-nine bucks a square per hour. Lofts will eventually make us over a thousand per square per hour. Being an Electronics Store, we're sure you have access to calculators and can do the math.
Please be aware that we carefully considered your proposal to expand Hoodtown to make room for you and Lofts too. But I'm afraid that the current economic environment would make that cost $2.5 million bucks, and your sorry butts just will never be worth that sort of consideration. Perhaps you can take some small consolation in the fact that after we have two lofts, we'll be in a better position to expand, so your buddies, the gas stations and clothing stores, may not meet your fate. Although we intend to grow to a thriving powerful metropolis, we are not heartless, and intend to remember our humble roots to the extent that it is economically and politically feasable.
In conclusion, we appreciate all your past contributions to our Hood. Although nobody uses the Uzis or night sticks any more, rest assured that every time a janitor dusts the display case where they have found their final resting place, a tear of fond rememberence will come to his eye.
Yours truly,
rareay
lvl 37
Please be aware that we carefully considered your proposal to expand Hoodtown to make room for you and Lofts too. But I'm afraid that the current economic environment would make that cost $2.5 million bucks, and your sorry butts just will never be worth that sort of consideration. Perhaps you can take some small consolation in the fact that after we have two lofts, we'll be in a better position to expand, so your buddies, the gas stations and clothing stores, may not meet your fate. Although we intend to grow to a thriving powerful metropolis, we are not heartless, and intend to remember our humble roots to the extent that it is economically and politically feasable.
In conclusion, we appreciate all your past contributions to our Hood. Although nobody uses the Uzis or night sticks any more, rest assured that every time a janitor dusts the display case where they have found their final resting place, a tear of fond rememberence will come to his eye.
Yours truly,
rareay
lvl 37