Let's lighten the mood... Tell a CLEAN joke

[Gaming Will]

What did the Cow say to the rhino?

Moo-ve over!

[mnju_03]

Clean joke. Johnny had a bath with bubbles.
Dirty joke. Bubbles was Johnny's neighbor.

Clean joke. What do you call a boom a rang that doesn't come back? A stick.

[Boom]

Lebron James didn't go to college because he knew he wouldn't do good for the finals.....had to do it lol

[Gaming Will]

Good ones. But I think it's a bust. :(. Happy gaming today.

[Boom]

Can someone tell a joke!!!!

[Max Power]

I conservative, a liberal and a moderate walk into a bar.

Bartender looks up and says "Hey, Mitt, what'll ya have?"

[mnju_03]

I conservative, a liberal and a moderate walk into a bar.

Bartender looks up and says "Hey, Mitt, what'll ya have?"

Winner winner chicken dinner!

[Ramshutu]

I knew a Cannibal who once passed his friend in the street.

[NotsoFunzio]

"Garcia sagt der Angestellte ruhig bat ihn, die Maske zu entfernen und der Mann sagte: "Dies ist ein Raub, weißt du nicht, dass?"

Als der Mann die Kasse griff, schlug der Beamte den Mann einmal mit einem Hammer. Da steht der Küster warf den Hammer auf den Mann, zog eine zweite und jagte den Mann ab. Der Mann ließ die Kasse und floh zu Fuß."


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[Gaming Will]

No idea what the last two posts meant.

[Burn]

I went to my buddies house earlier for a beer and a chat. Anyway his dog is sitting in the middle of the room nonchalantly licking it's own balls.

I chip in with "I wish I could do that".

To which my friend responds "Give him a dog biscuit and he might let you"

[Gaming Will]

I went to my buddies house earlier for a beer and a chat. Anyway his dog is sitting in the middle of the room nonchalantly licking it's own balls.

I chip in with "I wish I could do that".

To which my friend responds "Give him a dog biscuit and he might let you"


Hahahahahahahaha

[Santa]

@Burn

Hahahahaha! That's a knee slapper! :)

[mnju_03]

I went to my buddies house earlier for a beer and a chat. Anyway his dog is sitting in the middle of the room nonchalantly licking it's own balls.

I chip in with "I wish I could do that".

To which my friend responds "Give him a dog biscuit and he might let you"


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Dreno33]

A bunny and a bear are shiittting in the woods. The bear looks to the bunny and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?"
The bunny replied, "nope, not at all."
So the bear wiped his azz with the bunny.

[Ramshutu]

What does the constipated mathematician do?

He works it out with a pencil.

[Gaming Will]

What does the constipated mathematician do?

He works it out with a pencil.


Ohhh (cringes)

[Swifty]

Sorry, I do not know any clean jokes.

[Slickster]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police .... 😄😃