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Juaco
08-15-2012, 06:17 PM
Ok so which one of you too want to be my co host? If both of you want to be co host then I'll let both of you co host.

Juaco
08-15-2012, 06:18 PM
Don't think that if you're hosting you can't be nominated. You can still earn nominations and win awards as co host as can I as host.

Dipstik
08-15-2012, 06:20 PM
Who do I look like, Ryan Seacrest?

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 06:22 PM
Who do I look like, Ryan Seacrest?

If i squint very hard amn look from the left, yes just a little.

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 06:22 PM
Who do I look like, Ryan Seacrest?

Ryan doesn't have those 2 tusks coming out of his mouth.

What's involved with being a co-host?

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 06:24 PM
Remember to include us MW people for best guest post and best thread hijacked. i always go for best avatar.

Juaco
08-15-2012, 06:25 PM
Ryan doesn't have those 2 tusks coming out of his mouth.

What's involved with being a co-host?

Fame and fortune. And you can also make up your own bonus awards during the ceremony. You could call these bonus awards Spaghetti Awards. Dipstick could call the Troll Awards and I could call them Juaco Awards.

Juaco
08-15-2012, 06:27 PM
Remember to include us MW people for best guest post and best thread hijacked. i always go for best avatar.

Of course Poop. Heck I'll even credit Seq with being the original creator of forum Grammys.

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 06:29 PM
Fame and fortune. And you can also make up your own bonus awards during the ceremony. You could call these bonus awards Spaghetti Awards. Dipstick could call the Troll Awards and I could call them Juaco Awards.

A tempting offer indeed! Better than watching Tower Heist. This movie blows.

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 06:31 PM
Do it right and have a category thread asking for nominations. That way you can build up properly.

Juaco
08-15-2012, 06:33 PM
Tower Heist was pretty good. Ok here's the plan I have school tommorow but it's a half day so I get out at noon. When I get back we'll discuss who should be nominated for each category. When we're done with that we'll post 3 nominations for each category and 1 empty slot for everyone else to nominate someone of their choice. We'll give them from 3PM tommorow till 3PM Friday. Then we'll do the show over the weekend.

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 06:34 PM
We should have a category for "Most Spectacular Banning" although we won't be able to award a prize since that would be talking about it. :)

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 06:36 PM
Tower Heist was pretty good. Ok here's the plan I have school tommorow but it's a half day so I get out at noon. When I get back we'll discuss who should be nominated for each category. When we're done with that we'll post 3 nominations for each category and 1 empty slot for everyone else to nominate someone of their choice. We'll give them from 3PM tommorow till 3PM Friday. Then we'll do the show over the weekend.

That'll only give them 24 hours to vote - probably not long enough, especially if people are adding their own nominations. Do we already have a list of categories?

Dipstik
08-15-2012, 06:36 PM
Every forum gets around to doing something like this eventually... It's always lame. Just enjoy a stupid little internet forum for what it is.

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 06:43 PM
Every forum gets around to doing something like this eventually... It's always lame. Just enjoy a stupid little internet forum for what it is.

I'd listen to this guy! :)

Juaco
08-15-2012, 06:55 PM
We should have a category for "Most Spectacular Banning" although we won't be able to award a prize since that would be talking about it. :)

QPR
Q.P.R
CCM imposter
*member nomination*

Juaco
08-15-2012, 06:56 PM
That'll only give them 24 hours to vote - probably not long enough, especially if people are adding their own nominations. Do we already have a list of categories?

24 hours is enough time to think of who you want to nominate.

Dipstik
08-15-2012, 06:57 PM
I'd listen to this guy! :)

They never do, unfortunately.

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 07:00 PM
They never do, unfortunately.

When will they ever learn!?

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 07:03 PM
24 hours is enough time to think of who you want to nominate.

It takes a long time for my noodle to warm up.

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 07:05 PM
QPR
Q.P.R
CCM imposter
*member nomination*

Yup - I was thinking of the fake CCM too. Pretty bold move. They should have cancelled his CC acct too.

Dipstik
08-15-2012, 07:06 PM
It takes a long time for my noodle to warm up.

If you want Dipstik to make a genitalia joke, press 1!
If you want Dipstik to make a joke about the "indians," press 2!
If you want Dipstik to make a SFW joke about pasta, press 3!

Juaco
08-15-2012, 07:07 PM
I'll send you the list of categories tommorow at around 1PM. We'll have 2 hours to come up for 3 noms for each category then we post it so that the people can decide who the fourth nominee is.

sez
08-15-2012, 07:07 PM
If you want Dipstik to make a genitalia joke, press 1!
If you want Dipstik to make a joke about the "indians," press 2!
If you want Dipstik to make a SFW joke about pasta, press 3!

**pushes 1&2 at the same time**

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 07:10 PM
**pushes 1&2 at the same time**

Reply to my email right stat now!

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 07:11 PM
If you want Dipstik to make a genitalia joke, press 1!
If you want Dipstik to make a joke about the "indians," press 2!
If you want Dipstik to make a SFW joke about pasta, press 3!
If you want Dipstik to sing show tunes in hot pants, press 4!

No contest! I want option 4 please. :)

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 07:15 PM
An Indian, Pirate, and an FNG walk into a bar........

sez
08-15-2012, 07:15 PM
Reply to my email right stat now!

Replied xoxo

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 07:16 PM
Replied xoxo

The dude recognizes.

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 07:16 PM
An Indian, Pirate, and an FNG walk into a bar........

What is an FNG?

sez
08-15-2012, 07:18 PM
What is an FNG?

F.uckin New Guy

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 07:18 PM
What is an FNG?

An f-ing new guy.

sez
08-15-2012, 07:19 PM
Lol you're a FNG Tony ;)

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 07:22 PM
Lol you're a FNG Tony ;)

Fair enough.

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 07:24 PM
I'm offended.

Chester78
08-15-2012, 07:34 PM
Today, my brakes on my truck took a poo and had to be replaced, I found out my rear leaf shocks are shot, and one of my dogs started pooping straight blood. Not poop mixed with blood. Straight blood. So really, he's peeing blood out of his butt. True story.

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 07:46 PM
Gee Chester, eat alot of lead paint as a kid?

jobadass
08-15-2012, 07:54 PM
Gee Chester, eat alot of lead paint as a kid?remember i asked you to be nice? You folks are cordial over there, and this is the clubhouse here

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 07:56 PM
remember i asked you to be nice? You folks are cordial over there, and this is the clubhouse here
that was nice considering someones dog is bleeding anally. Usually that's a sign of a problem and needs med help.

Chester78
08-15-2012, 08:02 PM
Thanks jobadass. :)

Poopenshire, of course my dog has already been to the vet and is on meds. He actually originally got sick from going to the vet this morning, so I took him to the vet twice today. Any other concerns, dear?

Pasta
08-15-2012, 08:02 PM
I like pikachu.

jobadass
08-15-2012, 08:04 PM
Okay. Thanks for flaming the clubhouse.

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:07 PM
I can think of five different diseases and most are resistant to antibiotics currently. Not something as casual and care free as you seem to make it. I think there is also atleast 2 protozoan diseases and a viral one that can do this. my wildlife diseases memory is getting old but those are all human transmissable.

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 08:08 PM
Lead paint?! Who has lead paint!?

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 08:09 PM
I can think of five different diseases and most are resistant to antibiotics currently. Not something as casual and care free as you seem to make it. I think there is also atleast 2 protozoan diseases and a viral one that can do this. my wildlife diseases memory is getting old but those are all human transmissable.

Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:11 PM
Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?

Sorry but i am an infectious disease person by education and training. Not a physician.

jobadass
08-15-2012, 08:12 PM
Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?again, where's the "like" button?

Pasta
08-15-2012, 08:14 PM
And the "want" button :)

jobadass
08-15-2012, 08:17 PM
hey guys add me up.
strong mafia only
8675309

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 08:18 PM
hey guys add me up.
strong mafia only
8675309

Jenny I got your number!!!

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 08:21 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:22 PM
Sounds like canine parvovirus to be honest. Not human transmissable but usually leads to bacterial translocation and eventually senses. Untreated it a greater than 90% mortality rate. Usually from sepsis or adventitious viral infections due to ruptured and weekend intestinal walls. Not one to take lightly.

jobadass
08-15-2012, 08:23 PM
where's the f-ing "like" button?
I'm getting pissed!

jobadass
08-15-2012, 08:25 PM
weekend intestinal walls. The reason I go to work M-F
Edit: M=Monday not mother

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:27 PM
Its my stupid galaxy note autocorrect. Its worse than my old iPhone.

sez
08-15-2012, 08:28 PM
MNJU I had your back today bro..

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?38587-What-Forum-member-will-Join-CK-next/page3

Chester78
08-15-2012, 08:29 PM
I can think of five different diseases and most are resistant to antibiotics currently. Not something as casual and care free as you seem to make it. I think there is also atleast 2 protozoan diseases and a viral one that can do this. my wildlife diseases memory is getting old but those are all human transmissable.

Thank you, Poopenshire, for that incredibly condescending misdiagnosis. He had an anxiety attack. He's a dog I rescued from being put down at 6 months old. I'm his sixth owner, meaning by the time he was 6 months old he'd already been been dumped 5 times. He's not even a year old yet. He has a long journey ahead of him before he will became a "normal" dog.

Shall I tell you about the rest of the animals I rescued or would you rather use your superior psychic skills to misdiagnosis their various medical issues as well? Let me know.

Pasta
08-15-2012, 08:31 PM
What did Chester just say??

sez
08-15-2012, 08:32 PM
Bout time to "Flush this Turd" gtfo poopendouche

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 08:36 PM
Bout time to "Flush this Turd" gtfo poopendouche

I second the motion. If my dog was pooping blood, I wouldn't want to be hearing a diagnosis from someone who opted to google "Dog pooping blood" instead of seeing said dog in person. For all you know, Mr Poopendouche (if that IS your real name), her dog could have just swallowed a bunch of delicious thumb tacks.

It would seem sir, that YOU might have a greater than 90% mortality rate.

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:37 PM
Can't leave yet i have so much to give back for giving us people like boom and Dreno. gotta give the love back.

Edit: forgot Capt.Gin too

Dipstik
08-15-2012, 08:38 PM
Rectal bleeding! Now it's a party!

Pasta
08-15-2012, 08:39 PM
Don't make me unleash my fury!!!

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 08:40 PM
Boys boys...you're all just...terrible.

Except Chelsea... and Sex.... I mean Sez.

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:42 PM
Remember me and war priest are the normal ones. We could always send seqwins over. Joachim can fill you in on him. Or maybe BigFlan if he comes back.

Pasta
08-15-2012, 08:48 PM
Poop ur never gonna be normal...

Chester78
08-15-2012, 08:50 PM
Remember me and war priest are the normal ones. We could always send seqwins over. Joachim can fill you in on him. Or maybe BigFlan if he comes back.

Hey genius, when trying to dazzle everyone with your superlative intellect, try to at least use proper grammar. It should be "war priest and me", not "me and war priest".

Who is Joachim?

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:50 PM
Poop ur never gonna be normal...

I agree. 10 minutes for my deli to finish level 9 upgrade then starting it to level 10. Your income is soooooo low in this game but its not to have a vault limit.

TonySpaghetti
08-15-2012, 08:51 PM
Hey genius, when trying to dazzle everyone with your superlative intellect, try to at least use proper grammar. It should be "war priest and me", not "me and war priest".


That must have been his auto-correct too. ;). LOL

Pasta
08-15-2012, 08:53 PM
I agree. 10 minutes for my deli to finish level 9 upgrade then starting it to level 10. Your income is soooooo low in this game but its not to have a vault limit.Some people have over 3m income in dis game

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:54 PM
Nope its my I don't care. Never did and never will.

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 08:56 PM
Some people have over 3m income in dis game
Is that with gold and free buildings or just free?

sez
08-15-2012, 08:59 PM
Go.A.Wayyyyyyyyy

Chester has Spoken!!!!!!!!

Poopenshire
08-15-2012, 09:03 PM
Sorry Sez, i am a CC player now. Your stuck with me.

Dillinja
08-15-2012, 09:09 PM
Wow poop,seems nothing's changed and then you wonder why MW forum only has about 10 people posting.
Stop being a douchebag or just learn some manners...either way, best if you just fcuk off. :)

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 09:14 PM
Wow poop,seems nothing's changed and then you wonder why MW forum only has about 10 people posting.
Stop being a douchebag or just learn some manners...either way, best if you just fcuk off. :)

You had me at poop.

Dillinja
08-15-2012, 09:16 PM
You had me at poop.
You don't reply to SMS....b1tch!!! You got it all sorted or not?

sez
08-15-2012, 09:21 PM
You don't reply to SMS....b1tch!!! You got it all sorted or not?

I talk to him on the phone, dont be jealous

mnju_03
08-15-2012, 09:24 PM
You don't reply to SMS....b1tch!!! You got it all sorted or not?

Basically... It's a bit off but it works.

Dipstik
08-15-2012, 09:27 PM
You had me at poop.

I lol'd with extra characters

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 05:18 AM
Give you CC'ers some last advice:

1. always remember what you post on the internet is there for people to read, see, and comment on. grow up and get used to it.

2. when you post something so obviously unique like your dog is anally bleeding your going to get comments end of story.

3. when you post something so obviously stated and open ended like your dog is anally bleeding your looking for attention or help. so when someone does, be polite and say no thanks. otherwise you seem like an attention whore.

4. when you post something so serious as your dog is anally bleeding you really should clarify your doing something about it. Common decency here folks. while you may not care, there are alot of people on these forums under the age of 18, and a few under 15. remember if you don't want your children reading this, should you be typing it?

5. no matter how much you hate other peoples comments, get over it. you posted so expect comments back, if not its time to grow up and come into the modern internet age. Ask the CC people who come to MW, if you posted your fair game for everything, if you don't want or like people commenting, don't post. as much as you have a right to post, other have a right to comment. period end of story.

CC folks, your little private neighborhood is not little and not private, get used to it.

Thank you, Elvis has left the building!

Dipstik
08-16-2012, 05:27 AM
I like poop!

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 05:29 AM
I like poop!

Come over to MW, we welcome people who can hold their own and have fun. you would get along with our people well. I think you would be pleasantly suprised how civil we really are.

SeqWins
08-16-2012, 05:35 AM
Poop I see what you did here lol......Master piece muahahahahahaha

Dipstik
08-16-2012, 05:36 AM
Who wants civil? There are a million forums on the interwebz (spellcheck actually auto filled that word for me...) and the subject matter is generally irrelevant. I like the drama here.

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 05:38 AM
Poop I see what you did here lol......Master piece muahahahahahaha

I am learning from the master. I only hope I can be as good you. Gotta be true to MW.

Chester78
08-16-2012, 05:51 AM
Give you CC'ers some last advice:

1. always remember what you post on the internet is there for people to read, see, and comment on. grow up and get used to it.

2. when you post something so obviously unique like your dog is anally bleeding your going to get comments end of story.

3. when you post something so obviously stated and open ended like your dog is anally bleeding your looking for attention or help. so when someone does, be polite and say no thanks. otherwise you seem like an attention whore.

4. when you post something so serious as your dog is anally bleeding you really should clarify your doing something about it. Common decency here folks. while you may not care, there are alot of people on these forums under the age of 18, and a few under 15. remember if you don't want your children reading this, should you be typing it?

5. no matter how much you hate other peoples comments, get over it. you posted so expect comments back, if not its time to grow up and come into the modern internet age. Ask the CC people who come to MW, if you posted your fair game for everything, if you don't want or like people commenting, don't post. as much as you have a right to post, other have a right to comment. period end of story.

CC folks, your little private neighborhood is not little and not private, get used to it.

Thank you, Elvis has left the building!

Hey pot, meet kettle!

I posted in this thread because typically this is where my friends hang out. We frequently talk about what's going on in our lives. I wasn't' seeking attention, I was sharing my humorous day with my friends. You, Poop, would not understand this because you're not my friend. I've never even seen you before.

Thank you for your unsuccessful attempt at trying to insult me and look marginally intelligent before your departure. Please go back to where you came from (the toilet?) and leave our happy thread alone.

Have a nice day.

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 05:53 AM
Hey pot, meet kettle!

I posted in this thread because typically this is where my friends hang out. We frequently talk about what's going on in our lives. I wasn't' seeking attention, I was sharing my humorous day with my friends. You, Poop, would not understand this because you're not my friend. I've never even seen you before.

Thank you for your unsuccessful attempt at trying to insult me and look marginally intelligent before your departure. Please go back to where you came from (the toilet?) and leave our happy thread alone.

Have a nice day.

sorry sugar lips. don't have to attempt anything. better luck next time.

Chester78
08-16-2012, 05:58 AM
When was I upset? Beating down your narcissism last night was incredibly entertaining for me. :)

SeqWins
08-16-2012, 06:05 AM
I'm sorry Chester but your CC fOrum sucks...every 2 threads there's a CC forum is broken! Thread and man this forum sucks and this and that..

You[CC] have given us characters like Boom and Joaquim and Capt Gin and Flan...

Poop is just giving y'all a little bit of **** because Boom and Joaquim troll all day in the MW forums...

As far as friends..well we all know what we look like for once we all know what each other does and sometimes we I by first names so yeah don't compare that aspect of this thread or this forum for that matter to MW..

Dillinja
08-16-2012, 06:12 AM
I'm sorry Chester but your CC fOrum sucks...every 2 threads there's a CC forum is broken! Thread and man this forum sucks and this and that..

You[CC] have given us characters like Boom and Joaquim and Capt Gin and Flan...

Poop is just giving y'all a little bit of **** because Boom and Joaquim troll all day in the MW forums...

As far as friends..well we all know what we look like for once we all know what each other does and sometimes we I by first names so yeah don't compare that aspect of this thread or this forum for that matter to MW..
Simple answer GTFO and take your poop with you....
Oh btw, why do you have a peni$ about to mount an eagle as an avatar??? :rolleyes:

SeqWins
08-16-2012, 06:17 AM
/\ Ignorant.

Dillinja
08-16-2012, 06:24 AM
/\ Ignorant.
Is that it...Really Seq? You come in here with your high and mighty attitude just because the 9 other people in MW think you're cool. Doesnt wash here...so like I said go and play to your audience and take your little poopie pal with you...

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 06:27 AM
Simple answer GTFO and take your poop with you....
Oh btw, why do you have a peni$ about to mount an eagle as an avatar??? :rolleyes:

I have never seen such ignorance or disrespect to an armed services member. while the UK may not care about a US service member, i know you would never dare say that or comment so rudely to your own service members. Keep up the good representing yourself.

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 06:29 AM
When was I upset? Beating down your narcissism last night was incredibly entertaining for me. :)

I am glad i entertained you, don't care if your upset or not.

now go get a band-aid or something.

want some cheese with that whine too?

Chester78
08-16-2012, 06:38 AM
I'm sorry Chester but your CC fOrum sucks...every 2 threads there's a CC forum is broken! Thread and man this forum sucks and this and that..

You[CC] have given us characters like Boom and Joaquim and Capt Gin and Flan...

Poop is just giving y'all a little bit of **** because Boom and Joaquim troll all day in the MW forums...

As far as friends..well we all know what we look like for once we all know what each other does and sometimes we I by first names so yeah don't compare that aspect of this thread or this forum for that matter to MW..

So if you dislike the CC forum, why are you boys here? I didn't attack Poopenshire, nor did I attack you, I merely explained the situation and defended myself to a guy who knows nothing about me. I don't come to this forum to argue with people or make enemies. I haven't the slightest desire to do so.

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 06:39 AM
So if you dislike the CC forum, why are you boys here? I didn't attack Poopenshire, nor did I attack you, I merely explained the situation and defended myself to a guy who knows nothing about me. I don't come to this forum to argue with people or make enemies. I haven't the slightest desire to do so.

FYI you did attack, i never attacked you. I offered you some advice and help. all you had to do was take it or leave it. but of course you in all your pride couldn't handle it so CC attacked MW. go back and read, no one attacked you, and if you feel otherwise call a crisis helpline.

Dillinja
08-16-2012, 06:40 AM
I have never seen such ignorance or disrespect to an armed services member. while the UK may not care about a US service member, i know you would never dare say that or comment so rudely to your own service members. Keep up the good representing yourself.

FYI, we're very proud of armed forces...but then again our armed forces dont go on gaming forums acting like douchebags...if they did, they would be treated the same.
No high moral ground for being a pr1ck...:rolleyes:

Dipstik
08-16-2012, 06:44 AM
It does look like a penis, dude. I even saw a marines ad on TV last night and couldn't get it out of my head. IT'S A WANG!!!! A GIANT WANG!!!!

Chester78
08-16-2012, 06:45 AM
FYI you did attack, i never attacked you. I offered you some advice and help. all you had to do was take it or leave it. but of course you in all your pride couldn't handle it so CC attacked MW. go back and read, no one attacked you, and if you feel otherwise call a crisis helpline.

Yeah, I'm not going to argue you with you anymore. You clearly haven't the wits about you to understand anything that I've said. I'm assuming you're very young, or just incredibly confused.

Enjoy posting on this forum you claim to loathe.

SeqWins
08-16-2012, 06:47 AM
FYI, we're very proud of armed forces...but then again our armed forces dont go on gaming forums acting like douchebags...if they did, they would be treated the same.
No high moral ground for being a pr1ck...:rolleyes:

I could say a million things about your Royal Soldiers and Royal Marines having worked with them on 3 of my combat deployments....let's just say if one of them caught you saying this about my EGA he would not tolerate it..low move on your part brother but whatever shows your character....

Anyways in this last exchange show me where I was a prick? By saying these forums suck? That's called a fact where I'm from...

Also having another friends back is called having loyalty...I'll have Poops back all day...

Maybe you guys should learn some values...

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 06:52 AM
I will give them credit Seqwins, they are sticking together as a CC team. but Dillinja, oh my your so devilishly clever with that one, really man? Walk a mile in a Marine's shoes and come talk to me. I may not have ever been a marine, but by god all my friends who are earned it show it every day by their actions.

Dillinja
08-16-2012, 06:57 AM
I could say a million things about your Royal Soldiers and Royal Marines having worked with them on 3 of my combat deployments....let's just say if one of them caught you saying this about my EGA he would not tolerate it..low move on your part brother but whatever shows your character....

Anyways in this last exchange show me where I was a prick? By saying these forums suck? That's called a fact where I'm from...

Also having another friends back is called having loyalty...I'll have Poops back all day...

Maybe you guys should learn some values...

Carry on Seq..if there was a guaranteed way to carry on making everyone think 'what an absolute arse' you have a sure fire way of nailing it...
Yes, that is a giant wang...pretty much sums you up!

Dipstik
08-16-2012, 06:59 AM
The wang of eternity! The wang of the infinite! The WANG THAT HUMPS THE WORLD!

SeqWins
08-16-2012, 07:01 AM
Carry on Seq..if there was a guaranteed way to carry on making everyone think 'what an absolute arse' you have a sure fire way of nailing it...
Yes, that is a giant wang...pretty much sums you up!


The wang of eternity! The wang of the infinite! The WANG THAT HUMPS THE WORLD!

Yes sir......

Dillinja
08-16-2012, 07:02 AM
The wang of eternity! The wang of the infinite! The WANG THAT HUMPS THE WORLD!
That made me lol so damn hard...
;)

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 07:04 AM
The wang of eternity! The wang of the infinite! The WANG THAT HUMPS THE WORLD!

i have to agree, that was a good one.

Polarbear
08-16-2012, 07:06 AM
woh..

CC people: Take an objective view and realize that you're arguing about a FORUM......
MW people: Take an objective view and realize that you're arguing about a FORUM......

@seq
This is also a global forum, so understand some countries don't see up to their armed forces as Americans do. You cannot expect everyone to respect the same values you do. Having said that, this is also the internet where lots of people love to be someone they aren't. All this talk about semper fidelis means nothing, as for all we know anyone could be on the opposite side.

sez
08-16-2012, 07:17 AM
I have never seen such ignorance or disrespect to an armed services member. while the UK may not care about a US service member, i know you would never dare say that or comment so rudely to your own service members. Keep up the good representing yourself.

Haha I'm so sick of this "Show respect to a service member s.hit" A DOUCHE BAG IS A DOUCHE BAG, regardless of what they do.

Bea
08-16-2012, 07:25 AM
You had me at poop.

Classic!

Chels, is your dog ok now?

Dipstik
08-16-2012, 07:30 AM
Yeah, he was pooping blood, but he slept it off. All better now.

Chester78
08-16-2012, 07:31 AM
Classic!

Chels, is your dog ok now?

He's MUCH better this morning. I got up early this morning to give him his second dose of meds. Thanks for asking, Bea. :)

sez
08-16-2012, 07:42 AM
He's MUCH better this morning. I got up early this morning to give him his second dose of meds. Thanks for asking, Bea. :)

Hey C-Murda, how's your Dawg today ;)

sez
08-16-2012, 07:43 AM
Man it smells like updog in here....

Chester78
08-16-2012, 08:00 AM
Hey C-Murda, how's your Dawg today ;)

Who's my DAWG?

mnju_03
08-16-2012, 08:19 AM
Updog....WHATS UP DOG!?

Kinda reminds me of... What's in the box!? WHATS IN THE BOX!?

mnju_03
08-16-2012, 08:20 AM
Hmm... My new Alex accounts aren't banned yet.

I'm going to attack every forum buddy I see! Muahahahahahahh!

sez
08-16-2012, 08:37 AM
[QUOTE=mnju_03;376512]Updog....WHATS UP DOG![/?QUOTE]

Nothing much, whats up with you?

mnju_03
08-16-2012, 08:38 AM
[QUOTE=mnju_03;376512]Updog....WHATS UP DOG![/?QUOTE]

Nothing much, whats up with you? Livin' the dream.

mnju_03
08-16-2012, 08:43 AM
sez... I texted you. Seacrest out.

Chester78
08-16-2012, 08:47 AM
sez... I texted you. Seacrest out.

So you'll text sez but not me. That hurts, Michael. That hurts real bad.

sez
08-16-2012, 08:57 AM
sez... I texted you. Seacrest out.

That's my house number, check yur email

Pasta
08-16-2012, 09:29 AM
Someone tell me a knock knock joke .

Paulio
08-16-2012, 10:03 AM
Knock Knock ...

Pasta
08-16-2012, 10:06 AM
Who shall be there?

Paulio
08-16-2012, 10:36 AM
Ben.

extra characters

Pasta
08-16-2012, 11:01 AM
Ben who!?!?!?!?!?

Paulio
08-16-2012, 11:10 AM
Ben Dover. I wanna show you something. ZING!!!

Juaco
08-16-2012, 11:17 AM
I'm sorry Chester but your CC fOrum sucks...every 2 threads there's a CC forum is broken! Thread and man this forum sucks and this and that..

You[CC] have given us characters like Boom and Joaquim and Capt Gin and Flan...

Poop is just giving y'all a little bit of **** because Boom and Joaquim troll all day in the MW forums...

As far as friends..well we all know what we look like for once we all know what each other does and sometimes we I by first names so yeah don't compare that aspect of this thread or this forum for that matter to MW..

I thought we banned you from the marathon thread.

TonySpaghetti
08-16-2012, 11:20 AM
That was the longest knock knock joke ever.

sez
08-16-2012, 12:34 PM
This is AWESOME!! and makes me hungry and is stuck in my head


http://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s

Pasta
08-16-2012, 12:46 PM
I don't get what anyone of u just said...

sez
08-16-2012, 12:50 PM
I posted a video

Dipstik
08-16-2012, 01:35 PM
Look out, guys... Mark's locking threads for being "off topic" now =P

Juaco
08-16-2012, 01:36 PM
Actually he's locking them for being weirdly OT. This one isn't weird so we're safe.

TonySpaghetti
08-16-2012, 01:36 PM
Look out, guys... Mark's locking threads for being "off topic" now =P

Was this thread EVER on-topic?

Juaco
08-16-2012, 01:36 PM
Besides if this does get locked mnju will just start another marathon thread. Right?

jobadass
08-16-2012, 02:18 PM
ummm, better chance of some action being taken if e keep talking about it.

OT, went out last night and got hammered. Slept right through my alarm and got woken up by my boss calling to see if I was okay. Had too much fun for a Wednesday night.

Pasta
08-16-2012, 02:20 PM
Juano u know who I am NOW?

Juaco
08-16-2012, 02:21 PM
Juano u know who I am NOW?

1) It's Juaco
2) Pasta?

TonySpaghetti
08-16-2012, 02:21 PM
I'm the only real pasta on here.

Pasta
08-16-2012, 02:59 PM
U fake pasta!! Ur Canadian! Not Chinese!

Olly1
08-16-2012, 03:01 PM
U fake pasta!! Ur Canadian! Not Chinese!

Darn, I always thought pasta was italian

TonySpaghetti
08-16-2012, 03:20 PM
Darn, I always thought pasta was italian

Actually, its Chinese. It was just ripped off by the Italians.

TonySpaghetti
08-16-2012, 03:23 PM
Actually, its Chinese. It was just ripped off by the Italians.

The irony in this is that the Chinese will just end up stealing the idea again and making a cheap knockoff that's made out of melamine and unwanted fetuses (fetii?)

:)

Pasta
08-16-2012, 03:41 PM
Pizza was also Chinese

Pasta
08-16-2012, 04:05 PM
I'm just a woman!!

Poopenshire
08-16-2012, 05:20 PM
Pasta = Boom.

Peace MOFOs

Pasta
08-16-2012, 05:20 PM
Oh u found out the ultimate secret!! Ahhh

TonySpaghetti
08-16-2012, 05:21 PM
Poopenshire = poop.

jobadass
08-16-2012, 05:23 PM
No, pasta is Santa. Boom is poopenshire...sorry boom. Poopenhire is Payam. Payam is... well he's just payam

Juaco
08-16-2012, 06:06 PM
No, pasta is Santa. Boom is poopenshire...sorry boom. Poopenhire is Payam. Payam is... well he's just payam

Actually DoubleBarrelMob is Payam.

jobadass
08-16-2012, 06:09 PM
Actually DoubleBarrelMob is Payam.did you just figure that out? DBM lasted 2 days, more than 2 months ago.

Juaco
08-16-2012, 06:11 PM
I've actually known since 2 months ago. I must say that I did not see that coming.

Dipstik
08-16-2012, 06:26 PM
I didn't see it either. I woulda joined if I'd known.

mnju_03
08-16-2012, 06:41 PM
Interesting...

Pasta
08-16-2012, 06:42 PM
Interesting...Very interesting indeed...

jobadass
08-16-2012, 06:42 PM
Retarded...Yes, but I prefer to say intellectually challenged

mnju_03
08-16-2012, 06:58 PM
Yes, but I prefer to say intellectually challenged

You always know how to make me smile.

Pasta
08-17-2012, 09:43 AM
Gonna party like its my birthday.

Pasta
08-17-2012, 10:29 AM
i bet this is a fail

sez
08-17-2012, 11:19 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/adamsez24/i-still-dgaf-g1.gif

Pasta
08-17-2012, 11:21 AM
Surprised u didn't make that yo avatar.
Then 1 min later u did and u put this quote in your sig.

sez
08-17-2012, 11:22 AM
Surprised u didn't make that yo avatar.
Then 1 min later u did and u put this quote in your sig.

I tried but got an error message saying "That a.ss is to large...." ;)

Paulio
08-17-2012, 11:22 AM
I love the Wii

sez
08-17-2012, 11:25 AM
I love the Wii

I love a cute butt

Pasta
08-17-2012, 11:25 AM
Who doesn't...! BTW this was to the wii not da butt

Dipstik
08-17-2012, 12:19 PM
Pretty sure that's a kinect, not a wii.

Pasta
08-17-2012, 12:25 PM
I thought it was a DS

Pasta
08-17-2012, 12:48 PM
Did u guys know Lfizzle is still around? She visits the MW forum only though.. But not that often

sez
08-17-2012, 12:51 PM
Did u guys know Lfizzle is still around? She visits the MW forum only though.. But not that often

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/adamsez24/pymA4.gif

Pasta
08-17-2012, 12:55 PM
How do u give it?

sez
08-17-2012, 01:07 PM
How do u give it?

lol I don't. I thought she played favorites and also some other things that I thought were bogus. Not against her as a person outside of this place, just with the name events and whatnot.

Pasta
08-17-2012, 01:11 PM
Yeah like how she hates us CCers... And likes MWers..

Pasta
08-17-2012, 01:27 PM
I keep saying lol after everything I post. Lol

Pasta
08-17-2012, 04:18 PM
Good time to bump it up

Pasta
08-17-2012, 05:29 PM
how the hell do u do this?

TonySpaghetti
08-17-2012, 05:31 PM
like that!!!!!

Pasta
08-17-2012, 05:33 PM
Is this too small?

TonySpaghetti
08-17-2012, 05:35 PM
is there a maximum size?

Pasta
08-17-2012, 05:36 PM
I don't know

Chester78
08-17-2012, 05:39 PM
Get a room, pastas!!!!!

Pasta
08-17-2012, 05:41 PM
Quit being a meanie Chester!!!!

Chester78
08-17-2012, 05:47 PM
Hahaha! I heart the pastas. True story.

TonySpaghetti
08-17-2012, 06:26 PM
Hahaha! I heart the pastas. True story.

*doing the pasta dance of joy*

Pasta
08-17-2012, 06:30 PM
Pruneeee!!!!!!!

mnju_03
08-17-2012, 07:39 PM
(Sigh.....) :P

Pasta
08-17-2012, 07:44 PM
(Sigh.....) :PUr a good boy Jew..

mnju_03
08-17-2012, 07:48 PM
Ur a good boy Jew..

I try. lol.... But be nice. :P

Pasta
08-17-2012, 07:55 PM
I try. lol.... But be nice. :PYou made me sad!!! Gimme cookies as an apology NOW!!

Juaco
08-18-2012, 04:29 PM
What's this thread doing at the bottom of the second page?

Juaco
08-18-2012, 04:30 PM
Nevermind. Now it's on the first page.

mnju_03
08-18-2012, 05:01 PM
Nevermind. Now it's on the first page.


Well played. lol.

Juaco
08-18-2012, 05:02 PM
This is the sacred thread. It has to stay on the first page 24/7.

mnju_03
08-18-2012, 05:07 PM
This is the sacred thread. It has to stay on the first page 24/7.

I like the way you type. :P

Juaco
08-18-2012, 05:09 PM
I need to make a correction. 24/7/365.

mnju_03
08-18-2012, 05:11 PM
I need to make a correction. 24/7/365.

Lol... Nice. So how are you doing this weekend?

Juaco
08-18-2012, 05:12 PM
Pretty good. They're showing a bunch of zombie movies on Syfy and I'm watching them. How's your weekend?

mnju_03
08-18-2012, 05:12 PM
I need to make a correction. 24/7/365.

Lol... Nice. So how are you doing this weekend?


LAGGY! lol.... :P

mnju_03
08-18-2012, 06:44 PM
Three accounts banned now. LMAO!

Juaco
08-18-2012, 06:45 PM
GREE hates you. lol

Pasta
08-18-2012, 06:46 PM
The truth is...... IM A WOMAN!!!

TonySpaghetti
08-18-2012, 06:57 PM
The truth is...... IM A WOMAN!!!

Survey says?

XXX

mnju_03
08-18-2012, 07:08 PM
http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r580/mnju_03/IMG_3162.png

How many things can you point out in this picture?

sez
08-18-2012, 07:13 PM
Lol xoxoxoxoxoxox

Pasta
08-18-2012, 07:24 PM
http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r580/mnju_03/IMG_3162.png

How many things can you point out in this picture?Lol..............

Steve0
08-18-2012, 07:33 PM
http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r580/mnju_03/IMG_3162.png

How many things can you point out in this picture?Totaly legit.....

Juaco
08-18-2012, 07:38 PM
http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r580/mnju_03/IMG_3162.png

How many things can you point out in this picture?

Is that level 4k? lol

TonySpaghetti
08-18-2012, 08:10 PM
I'm burping tzatziki (sp?)

mnju_03
08-18-2012, 08:21 PM
I'm burping tzatziki (sp?)

LOL! Eww... I can't burp. I'm jealous either way.

jobadass
08-18-2012, 08:49 PM
Hope you fckers are all doing well. Me and the kids got home from a great party today. Tons of food: Crabs, clams oysters, steak, burgers, and tons else. Cold beer, perfect weather, horseshoes, live music, oustanding time. Just spent the last half hour reading some of the the stuff I missed on new and necroed threads when I was gone.
What a joke.
None of it is even reply-worthy. Now I know why I've satyed "neutral" when it comes to CC gangs. They're ALL retarded.

Sorry for my 2 cents...ninite

TonySpaghetti
08-18-2012, 08:56 PM
Now I know why I've satyed "neutral" when it comes to CC gangs. They're ALL retarded.

Sorry for my 2 cents...ninite

I agree. Glad to hear you had a good day.

Pasta
08-18-2012, 10:09 PM
Hope you fckers are all doing well. Me and the kids got home from a great party today. Tons of food: Crabs, clams oysters, steak, burgers, and tons else. Cold beer, perfect weather, horseshoes, live music, oustanding time. Just spent the last half hour reading some of the the stuff I missed on new and necroed threads when I was gone.
What a joke.
None of it is even reply-worthy. Now I know why I've satyed "neutral" when it comes to CC gangs. They're ALL retarded.

Sorry for my 2 cents...niniteJokes on u!!! Playing CC is way better.. Get a life!!

jobadass
08-19-2012, 08:30 PM
holy crap this thread got buried

mnju_03
08-19-2012, 08:31 PM
holy crap this thread got buried

Yeah... after your last post I had no interest in engaging. LOL.

jobadass
08-19-2012, 08:34 PM
speaking of engaging...count down is on.

Dipstik
08-19-2012, 08:34 PM
Watching black dynomite... Show's great!

jobadass
08-19-2012, 08:35 PM
watched 2 episodes of LHoP tonight.

mnju_03
08-19-2012, 08:41 PM
I have on Bill Burr on Netflix.

Pasta
08-19-2012, 09:18 PM
Who watched Spongebob the movie?!?!?

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 10:10 AM
Has anyone seen The Dictator? It comes out on video tomorrow - previews look hilarious.

mnju_03
08-20-2012, 10:18 AM
Has anyone seen The Dictator? It comes out on video tomorrow - previews look hilarious.

I wasn't a big fan.

Pasta
08-20-2012, 10:35 AM
Was Ted any good??

mnju_03
08-20-2012, 10:39 AM
Was Ted any good??

Yes buuuut.... not AS good as expected. Probably better with age. Like Super Troopers.

Pasta
08-20-2012, 10:41 AM
What about Justin Bieber the movie?

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 10:50 AM
Was Ted any good??

I wasn't impressed. I felt like I was watching a live-action family guy episode.

ColdMaffiaBaroness
08-20-2012, 10:59 AM
Dictator...hilarious, muju is culturally biased

Ted diddnt see

Bernie (jack black new indie) best performance of his career

Dirty Work, still better than all of them cause Norm McDonald is freaking hilarious

mnju_03
08-20-2012, 11:00 AM
Norm is pretty damn unbeatable.

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 11:02 AM
Dirty Work, still better than all of them cause Norm McDonald is freaking hilarious

Norm used to be funny, I agree - LOVED him on Weeekend Update on SNL, but I think his comedy days are done. I saw him on one of the comedy central roasts and it was absolutely horrible. He was almost as bad as that "The Situation" guy.

sez
08-20-2012, 11:18 AM
Norm used to be funny, I agree - LOVED him on Weeekend Update on SNL, but I think his comedy days are done. I saw him on one of the comedy central roasts and it was absolutely horrible. He was almost as bad as that "The Situation" guy.

He was also a dork in "Bucky Larson, Born to be a Star". Dirty work was/is awesome.

Also I just read an interview with the Broken Lizard gang and they are going to make Super Troopers 2!!! The script is already wriiten and approved. I guess there has been some litigation between them and the Movie Company about royalties but as long as that gets addressed it's all good!!

ColdMaffiaBaroness
08-20-2012, 11:24 AM
Clearly Norms brain has seen better days.

Personally I imagine nudie looks/ talks/ drinks a lot like him

mnju_03
08-20-2012, 11:27 AM
Clearly Norms brain has seen better days.

Personally I imagine nudie looks/ talks/ drinks a lot like him

I concur.....

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 03:32 PM
Who wants to come over for some spaghetti?

Juaco
08-20-2012, 03:33 PM
Who watched Spongebob the movie?!?!?

Saw it. It's amazing.


What about Justin Bieber the movie?

Never seen it. Looks like sh!t.

Sasha54
08-20-2012, 03:38 PM
Who wants to come over for some spaghetti?

Ok - it will take me about 4 hours to get there....I'm Italian - it better be good!

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 03:40 PM
Ok - it will take me about 4 hours to get there....I'm Italian - it better be good!

Catelli, straight from the can! Its delicious. Haha

Sasha54
08-20-2012, 03:44 PM
Catelli, straight from the can! Its delicious. Haha

Lame....lol

My FIL would kill you.......u can't make a good spaghetti gravy - change your name buddy.....lol

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 03:50 PM
Lame....lol

My FIL would kill you.......u can't make a good spaghetti gravy - change your name buddy.....lol

What's a FIL? I never said I make a good one, I just like eating it. Actually, my spaghetti would make any Italian roll over in their grave:

Spaghetti noodles, Ikea Swedish meatballs, 2 slices of Kraft singles mozzarella and catelli sauce from a can. Hahah

mnju_03
08-20-2012, 05:00 PM
Loooooool!!!!

ColdMaffiaBaroness
08-20-2012, 05:01 PM
Join the nudie support thread

mnju_03
08-20-2012, 05:04 PM
I know it'll make me sick but I really want a sundae.

jobadass
08-20-2012, 05:07 PM
I know it'll make me sick but I really want a sundae.you're so anti-Christian. What if I called your sabath saturdae?

mnju_03
08-20-2012, 05:31 PM
you're so anti-Christian. What if I called your sabath saturdae?

OK! Lol. Whatever floats your boat.

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 05:37 PM
I'm getting tired of all the innuendo on Two Broke Girls. I'm just going to stop watching it. It would seem that Max will never show her fun bags.

jobadass
08-20-2012, 07:09 PM
Forums gotten to the point that I'll take the trolls back.

Dipstik
08-20-2012, 07:27 PM
FYI: rap music pounded through bass speakers really loud in a car sounds like sloppy farts when recorded on a body wire. Just in case y'all ever have the urge to snitch, please remember that someone has to listen to that ****.

Steve0
08-20-2012, 07:30 PM
FYI: rap music pounded through bass speakers really loud in a car sounds like sloppy farts when recorded on a body wire. Just in case y'all ever have the urge to snitch, please remember that someone has to listen to that ****. Too funny......

TonySpaghetti
08-20-2012, 07:52 PM
Those Enigma machines look cool.

mnju_03
08-21-2012, 09:51 AM
Well .... I had some nice authentic Mexican food last night and a nice walk around the lake and a movie... topped it off with Dairy Queen. :P

Oh and when I got home, I beat the 30th boss!

G Wiz
08-21-2012, 12:27 PM
This thread...

Weighs...

A lot...