"The mnju_03 marathon thread"

[mnju_03]

Why did I just click on porn?

It's best to not think about it...

[jobadass]

Why did I just click on porn?We were wondering what took you so long to get back?

[jobadass]

That would be my last hoorah friends.
Peace.

[Chester78]

Do you think he's leaving because he accidentally posted the link to the porn he was watching?

[mnju_03]

LOL.....One never knows these things.

[Chester78]

I'm not judging. Nothing wrong with a little porn every once in a while...or more often if that's what does it for you. :)

[mnju_03]

I like porn....

[Dravak]

Gettin Married! Sept21st! FCUK YEAH!

Congrats Bro , :D

And see you are getting wiser , soon you don´t need to ask me how to get to be me anymore ;) , each there own life .

WoW lot of things of that made me laugh :D
A laugh a day , keeps the bad feelings away ;)

[mnju_03]

You so craaaaazy.... I think I wanna have yo baaaaaby......

Shoop!

[joaquim]

I like porn....

Some of my friends at school are addicted to it and always try to get me to watch it, but I'm better than that.

[Philo Beddoe]

Some of my friends at school are addicted to it and always try to get me to watch it, but I'm better than that.

what a dork. u r definately santa.

[Philo Beddoe]

Some of my friends at school are addicted to it and always try to get me to watch it, but I'm better than that.

have your friends ever invited you for a round of ookie cookie? i bet you would win the cookie.

[joaquim]

what a dork. u r definately santa.

And what makes you think that?

[mnju_03]

So...how about those Mets?

[Philo Beddoe]

And what makes you think that?

the fake wholesomenes shtik

[joaquim]

the fake wholesomenes shtik

That was a true story. No joke.

[Philo Beddoe]

So...how about those Mets?

how bout em

im a dodgers fan :-)

[Philo Beddoe]

That was a true story. No joke.

so u admit it

[mnju_03]

joaquim I strongly suggest you start ignoring this and just let it go... Not saying it's ok, just saying don't give oxygen to the flames.

Philo...so what other name do you go by? lol

[Philo Beddoe]

joaquim I strongly suggest you start ignoring this and just let it go... Not saying it's ok, just saying don't give oxygen to the flames.

Philo...so what other name do you go by? lol

Clint.........

[joaquim]

so u admit it

Admit what? All I said was true story. As in true story that my friends at school do watch porn and are obssesed with it.

[mnju_03]

Playlist set, time to ride! :)

[Dravak]

Admit what? All I said was true story. As in true story that my friends at school do watch porn and are obssesed with it.

Joaquim here follow Mnju advice .. it is weekend and people are freaking bored again .
So just ignore things , they are just making a fool out of themself again .

Take it easy , or else they might drive you to early drinking .

Just watch this week show called "We have a corpse but we don´t know where to bury it, so we pretend we Dig it up again " ...

See another CC exclusive :D mnju you should pay me for this .
And Mnju ;)
No you can´t have my genes , am taking it all with me :P

[Philo Beddoe]

Admit what? All I said was true story. As in true story that my friends at school do watch porn and are obssesed with it.

you already admitted it, cant go back on your word now. and besides, what kind of red blooded american teenager doesnt get down with some porn? Ill tell ya who, a wierdo wit somethin to hide.

columbine?

[joaquim]

you already admitted it, cant go back on your word now. and besides, what kind of red blooded american teenager doesnt get down with some porn? Ill tell ya who, a wierdo wit somethin to hide.

columbine?

I live in the U.S.A but I'm half Latino and half Portugesse. My children will have American blood but I don't have any American blood. I'm not Santa. I know about what happened to him because I lurked on the forums during the Santa incident. I only looked at the Invite Mafia section but one day I was bored and went to the General section and that was when the whole Santa incident was going down. I didn't join the forums until last month after all those months of lurking. Yes I am a teenager but that doesn't make me Santa so before you accuse people of being Santa look for facts other than that the person is a teenager.

[Philo Beddoe]

Joaquim here follow Mnju advice .. it is weekend and people are freaking bored again .
So just ignore things , they are just making a fool out of themself again .

Take it easy , or else they might drive you to early drinking .

Just watch this week show called "We have a corpse but we don´t know where to bury it, so we pretend we Dig it up again " ...

See another CC exclusive :D mnju you should pay me for this .
And Mnju ;)
No you can´t have my genes , am taking it all with me :P


hey cobain dont take advice from this twit. its the most hypocritical advice out there.
i actually admire your trollin abilities though dravek, quite entertaining to read



I live in the U.S.A but I'm half Latino and half Portugesse. My children will have American blood but I don't have any American blood. I'm not Santa. I know about what happened to him because I lurked on the forums during the Santa incident. I only looked at the Invite Mafia section but one day I was bored and went to the General section and that was when the whole Santa incident was going down. I didn't join the forums until last month after all those months of lurking. Yes I am a teenager but that doesn't make me Santa so before you accuse people of being Santa look for facts other than that the person is a teenager.

whoa there young buck, quite the detailed explanation. after that i have no choice but to belive you ;) you must not be santa. now get back to torturing those elvs

[Dravak]

hey cobain dont take advice from this twit. its the most hypocritical advice out there.
i actually admire your trollin abilities though dravek, quite entertaining to read




whoa there young buck, quite the detailed explanation. after that i have no choice but to belive you ;) you must not be santa. now get back to torturing those elvs


Why don´t you tell us about yourself then ?
Wait you ask others if they are santa , maybe you are santa !!!
Since that really fits , Santa was a pathetic liar , telling others to not do it , and then just went out and do it , then lied about not doing it ..

Trolling moi , c´est ne pas possible ! .
Sorry if you read the threat enough , it was already established this week that Joaquim was not santa.
But since you don´t even bother to go trough threads just like to raise accusations .

How about telling us about you then ?
If not then stay out of the socialising thread !

[Philo Beddoe]

Why don´t you tell us about yourself then ?
Wait you ask others if they are santa , maybe you are santa !!!
Since that really fits , Santa was a pathetic liar , telling others to not do it , and then just went out and do it , then lied about not doing it ..

Trolling moi , c´est ne pas possible ! .
Sorry if you read the threat enough , it was already established this week that Joaquim was not santa.
But since you don´t even bother to go trough threads just like to raise accusations .

How about telling us about you then ?
If not then stay out of the socialising thread !

blah blah blah, am i not socializing?

i am Philo Beddoe. I am a bare knuckle boxer. I beat up Tank Murdoch. i have an orangutang and my momma is an old ugly biddie. anything else you want to know?

[Dravak]

blah blah blah, am i not socializing?

i am Philo Beddoe. I am a bare knuckle boxer. I beat up Tank Murdoch. i have an orangutang and my momma is an old ugly biddie. anything else you want to know?


Good man see you got the hang of it LMAO...

[Nudie]

I like elves. :p

[Eyelusion]

It's long island time. Yay! :p

[Eyelusion]

you must not be santa. now get back to torturing those elvs

Bhaaahahaaaa! :p

[Nudie]

It's long island time. Yay! :p

Yes it is!! I'm having some Johnny Walker Double Black this time. :o

[Chester78]

All I want to do when I get home from work is play with my friends on my favorite thread. Philo, dear, could you please go pick on people on a different thread? You could even start your own thread!! I JUST WANT TO GET DRUNK AND PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS!!! :(

[mnju_03]

Chester, want a back rub? :)

[Chester78]

Chester, want a back rub? :)

Oh Holy Grail, YES!!!

[mnju_03]

Ok! But can I get a foot rub? They're clean and do not smell...

[Eyelusion]

Selling massage oils for gold

[mnju_03]

Selling massage oils for gold

HAHA! Not quite what I had in mind... lol

[Chester78]

HAHA! Not quite what I had in mind... lol

Feet. Ick.

[mnju_03]

Ok, fine....whatever you want is fine.

[Nudie]

Chester has very nice feet. Hey! Chester! Can you post a picture of your lovely feet for us to drool over? :p

[Swifty]

Drool over or drool on?

[mnju_03]

Beautiful day out!

[Nudie]

I am sooooooo sloshed.................. :p

[mnju_03]

I am sooooooo sloshed.................. :p

Party on Wayne!

[Nudie]

No footie pics yet? :(

[jobadass]

Hey guys. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

[mnju_03]

Hey guys. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.



I'm strangely ok with this.

[Chester78]

Hey guys. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

And I know I know I know I know I know I want you!

[jobadass]

Thats the spirit! Probably turn out more like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmh1Z3Em-Ok

[Nudie]

Ooohhhh my aching head.....

[Chester78]

Thats the spirit! Probably turn out more like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmh1Z3Em-Ok

Sorry dear, but this link will not load. (unlike you last link 😉)

[mnju_03]

Sorry dear, but this link will not load. (unlike you last link ��)

HAH!lololololol

[jobadass]

Sorry dear, but this link will not load. (unlike you last link ��)Are you referring to my red toob link? If so, you're welcome!

[mnju_03]

Lol... Thank you... Thank you...

[Chester78]

Red toob? Is that what I need to google when I'm feeling feisty? Thank you!!!!!!!!

[jobadass]

actually tube. Do you want me to send you a more "personal" link? I have my own page.

[Steve0]

Are you Ron Jeremy?

[Chester78]

actually tube. Do you want me to send you a more "personal" link? I have my own page.

You have your own page? Like a page of videos of you? Please share. :)

[jobadass]

You have your own page? Like a page of videos of you? Please share. :)PM me your personal info, like; email, phone #, address, and real name and I'll get them right over to you.

[jobadass]

If we don't hear from Chelsea for a while, it's cuz she's checking out my work.

[Chester78]

If we don't hear from Chelsea for a while, it's cuz she's checking out my work.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[jobadass]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!Your page that you sent back...friggin WOW!

[mnju_03]

lol... DON'T DO IT!

[Chester78]

Your page that you sent back...friggin WOW!

Oh jobadass, you I'm not that kind of girl. My self esteem is much too low to ever put anything on video. :)

[mnju_03]

I still can't even see this event on either of my devices... lol I think it's odd but I don't mind. :P

[Chester78]

Did you update?

[mnju_03]

Yes.......

[Chester78]

Weird......

[Chester78]

Dammit!!! Why are you keeping me up?!? Seriously going to sleep now.

[mnju_03]

LOL!... I was wondering....

[Nudie]

I still can't even see this event on either of my devices... lol I think it's odd but I don't mind. :P

Just got back into town. Did you guys rob my bui9ldings? Anyways, I don't see any events either and I also don't mind or care. The game has devolved so much that I've lost almost all interest. :p

[Chester78]

My new horse is so happy in his new home!! I can't believe they were going to put him down!!!!

[Nudie]

My new horse is so happy in his new home!! I can't believe they were going to put him down!!!!

Does your new horse have nice feet? :p

[Chester78]

Does your new horse have nice feet? :p

No, he has deteriorated navicular bones which is why they were going to put him down. He's only 7. But when I put him on the back 80 today he ran around for hours!!!! He's so happy! And I'm so happy because he's happy!! Everyone is so ready to put horses down not realizing we can fix most major lamenesses these days. Fortunately, that's what I do for a living, so I don't have to pay anyone to do it for me. :)

Want to see a picture of him? His name is Astro.

[Nudie]

No, he has deteriorated navicular bones which is why they were going to put him down. He's only 7. But when I put him on the back 80 today he ran around for hours!!!! He's so happy! And I'm so happy because he's happy!! Everyone is so ready to put horses down not realizing we can fix most major lamenesses these days. Fortunately, that's what I do for a living, so I don't have to pay anyone to do it for me. :)

Want to see a picture of him? His name is Astro.

That's such a cool story. Astro is so lucky to have "run into" you. LOL.
:o

[Chester78]

Astro!!!

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u505/chester1978/24bc4376.jpg

[Chester78]

Hey Astro...why the long face???
:D

Do you know why I love you so, Johnny? Your original jokes. Seriously, first time I ever heard that one! ;)

[Chester78]

And since I know all of you want to see my ridiculously talented thoroughbred, Griffin, here's his picture as well! You're welcome.

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u505/chester1978/6c2e02b5.jpg

[Nudie]

Hey Chels, do you resemble your horses in any way? :p
I know lots of peeps who resemble their cats & dogs & swine.

[Dillinja]

That's a fine specimen of a horse.How old is griffin?

[Nudie]

That's a fine specimen of a horse.How old is griffin?

Lots of lean meat on that horse. Yum. :o

[Chester78]

Astro and Griffin are both seven. No, I don't resemble them. My dad gave me a nose job for my 16th birthday. True story.

[Chester78]

Oh Chesty....you play with words like you play with my heart strings!

Oh Johnny, I want to write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

[Chester78]

Oh Chesty, rather than just a rock, how about a boulder?
Throwing that would signify true love....better yet throw yourself at me ;)

Johnny, that comment suggests I haven't been throwing myself at you. Apparently I need to try harder. Duly noted. ;)

(...and really? A boulder? I have two broken hands!!!!)

[jobadass]

Not feeling the love in the clubhouse tonite...wassup?

[Chester78]

There's a clubhouse? Where? How did I miss it? Am I not a member? What's happening?!?!

[jobadass]

you're in the clubby, silly goose. Quit acting coy;)

[Chester78]

I never act coy! ;)

Where are my videos, jobadass?

[jobadass]

did you delete them? WTF? I rarely share...usually only with my sisters, and mnju

[jobadass]

you hear that? sounded like a pin dropping.

[Chester78]

...and SCENE.

[Nudie]

I'm here. Entertain me. :p

[mnju_03]

I'm here. Entertain me. :p

I tried to find you and rob you, no such luck....maybe we should schedule this stuff, for fun. :P

[Nudie]

I tried to find you and rob you, no such luck....maybe we should schedule this stuff, for fun. :P

I changed my name to Alex. :p

[mnju_03]

I changed my name to Alex. :p

Oh ffs... lol

[mnju_03]

You'll have to attack me and leave a message so I can reply...if you want. :P

[Nudie]

I changed my name to Alex. :p

Just kidding. :p

Should I tell Chester that I like horses? Don't want to freak her out. LOL.

[mnju_03]

LOL....dork...

[Nudie]

Good point. :p

[Boom]

Hey there's a hotel called "The Sez Hotel" I swear :P

[mnju_03]

Hey there's a hotel called "The Sez Hotel" I swear :P

That's priceless! lol

[Nudie]

Mike, why r u still awake?

[Boom]

I'm officially the leader of the M.O.N.K.E.Y.
Monkeys
Of
Narnia
Koolaid
Equals
Yummy

[Nudie]

I like Monkey brains too. :p

[Boom]

Chester I bet my monkey dravak can beat ur little astro!

[Chester78]

Just kidding. :p

Should I tell Chester that I like horses? Don't want to freak her out. LOL.

Not to worry...you've already freaked me out. :)

[Nudie]

Not to worry...you've already freaked me out. :)

I'm so happy right now I could kiss your horse. :o

[jobadass]

I like Chinese people food

[Nudie]

I like Chinese people food

The food is OK, the people not so very. :p

[Chester78]

Do you know what would really make me happy? Michael changing his in game name to "Magic Mike". Every time I would see it, I would think of Channing Tatum and how ridiculously hot he is.

[Nudie]

Not to worry...you've already freaked me out. :)

What do I have to do to get you to throw yourself at me? :p

I don't know any lameass jokes. :(

[Chester78]

What do I have to do to get you to throw yourself at me? :p

I don't know any lameass jokes. :(

Hahahaha....do I throw myself at someone who makes lame ass jokes? :)

[Nudie]

Hahahaha....do I throw myself at someone who makes lame ass jokes? :)

What do you call a skinhead with dandruff?

A salted peanut.

See? I'm really trying... :p

[joaquim]

Do you know what would really make me happy? Michael changing his in game name to "Magic Mike". Every time I would see it, I would think of Channing Tatum and how ridiculously hot he is.

I remember on Saturday, my parents made me go watch People Like Us(awful movie) and while we were buying our tickets, this old lady, she had to be at least 65 years old, bought a ticket to see Magic Mike. That kind of disturbed me a bit considering the fact that a 65 year old woman is going to go see a movie where all the Hollywood pretty boys become strippers.

[Chester78]

What do you call a skinhead with dandruff?

A salted peanut.

See? I'm really trying... :p

Hahahahaha...that's actually really funny!!

[Chester78]

I remember on Saturday, my parents made me go watch People Like Us(awful movie) and while we were buying our tickets, this old lady, she had to be at least 65 years old, bought a ticket to see Magic Mike. That kind of disturbed me a bit considering the fact that a 65 year old woman is going to go see a movie where all the Hollywood pretty boys become strippers.

Haha...was she alone? And what is People Like Us?

[Nudie]

Hahahahaha...that's actually really funny!!

Thumbs up! Is the throwing of oneself commencing or do we need a few more lameass jokes? :p

[joaquim]

Haha...was she alone? And what is People Like Us?

No she was with another old lady. Not as old but still pretty old. People Like Us is about this guy who's in debt. Then one day his father dies and leaves him 100k to take to a kid. The kid's mom happens to be his dad's daughter so his dad had children with 2 women. So now he has to get the money to the kid who is actually his nephew and has to find a way to tell the kid's mom who is actually his sister that they have the same dad without her hating him.

[Chester78]

Thumbs up! Is the throwing of oneself commencing or do we need a few more lameass jokes? :p

Keep 'em coming!!!

[Chester78]

No she was with another old lady. Not as old but still pretty old. People Like Us is about this guy who's in debt. Then one day his father dies and leaves him 100k to take to a kid. The kid's mom happens to be his dad's daughter so his dad had children with 2 women. So now he has to get the money to the kid who is actually his nephew and has to find a way to tell the kid's mom who is actually his sister that they have the same dad without her hating him.

At least she wasn't by herself!! And I don't think 65 qualifies as an "old lady". My Mom is about that age. An old lady is in her eighties or nineties. :)

[Nudie]

Keep 'em coming!!!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I poke myself in my armpit and my stomach.

Doctor: How about your crotch?

Patient: Ow... hurts too. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: Your finger's broken.

[Boom]

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[joaquim]

No discusssing non Funzio games. I'm gonna have to confiscate the picture of the chick.

[Kiss Of Death]

Lol I love this thread... and I'm glad Chester78 saved the horse... nice relief to read a thread that isn't all doom and gloom and has humor to it (Thanks Nudie)... amazing that it's mostly just the four of you with a few add ins evey now and again... like this one.

[jobadass]

Lol I love this thread... and I'm glad Chester78 saved the horse... nice relief to read a thread that isn't all doom and gloom and has humor to it (Thanks Nudie)... amazing that it's mostly just the four of you with a few add ins evey now and again... like this one.
I refuse to be called an 'add in'! I am a full-fledged member of this clubhouse!

[Nudie]

Lol I love this thread... and I'm glad Chester78 saved the horse... nice relief to read a thread that isn't all doom and gloom and has humor to it (Thanks Nudie)... amazing that it's mostly just the four of you with a few add ins evey now and again... like this one.

<scratches dandruffy head> Post a few lameass jokes and suddenly Nudie is a "contributor" LOL
Nudie just trying to get virtual female/male to virtually throw her/him selves on his/her virtual self. :p

[joaquim]

<scratches dandruffy head> Post a few lameass jokes and suddenly Nudie is a "contributor" LOL
Nudie just trying to get virtual female/male to virtually throw her/him selves on his/her virtual self. :p

Are you talking from the POV of Kiss Of Death or are you addressing yourself in the 3rd person?

[Nudie]

Are you talking from the POV of Kiss Of Death or are you addressing yourself in the 3rd person?

Much times Nudie fourth person. LOL. :p
Nudie likee Kiss but not Death. Yech..

[joaquim]

Much times Nudie fourth person. LOL. :p
Nudie likee Kiss but not Death. Yech..

Fourth person? Joaquim would like to know about this 4th person POV.

[Nudie]

Fourth person? Joaquim would like to know about this 4th person POV.

The fourth person is standing just behind the third person lah. :p
Joaquim too uptight, Joaquim needs several very strong drinks. :o

[joaquim]

The fourth person is standing just behind the third person lah. :p
Joaquim too uptight, Joaquim needs several very strong drinks. :o

Joaquim too young for alcohol. Joaquim will try to get drunk off of soda only to fail and end up with a bad stomach ache.

[Nudie]

Joaquim too young for alcohol. Joaquim will try to get drunk off of soda only to fail and end up with a bad stomach ache.

A friend of mine from college used to drink a two liter bottle of soda really fast for a "rush". :p
It has to preferably be a high caffeine soda like mountain dew or jolt.

[joaquim]

A friend of mine from college used to drink a two liter bottle of soda really fast for a "rush". :p
It has to preferably be a high caffeine soda like mountain dew or jolt.

I'll try to get my hands on some Mountain Dew. Just ran out of Sprite so I'd have to try it with Coke until I get Mountain Dew.

[Chester78]

<scratches dandruffy head> Post a few lameass jokes and suddenly Nudie is a "contributor" LOL
Nudie just trying to get virtual female/male to virtually throw her/him selves on his/her virtual self. :p

Nudie, my dear, I hope you're not insinuating I'm not a girl...you know better. ;)

Welcome, Kiss of Death! This thread is, hands down, the best on the forum!!!

Joaquim, alcohol is overrated, I promise. (Have I mentioned how delicious this beer is?!?!?) :)

[Nudie]

Nudie, my dear, I hope you're not insinuating I'm not a girl...you know better. ;)

Welcome, Kiss of Death! This thread is, hands down, the best on the forum!!!

Joaquim, alcohol is overrated, I promise. (Have I mentioned how delicious this beer is?!?!?) :)

Chels babe, you're 100% female. <drools> I'm just not too sure about myself. LOL. (All real men have a womanly side)

Beer is fine but I prefer to get to the alcohol quicker without having to deal with all that extra volume. :p

[joaquim]

I want beer! My dad's probably sitting on the couch watching TV right now while drinking a beer. I want one!

[Chester78]

I want beer! My dad's probably sitting on the couch watching TV right now while drinking a beer. I want one!

All in due time, Joaquim. Don't start drinking too young...nobody likes a drunk. True story.

[jobadass]

All in due time, Joaquim. Don't start drinking too young...nobody likes a drunk. True story.nobody likes me? Im going out to eat worms.

[Chester78]

nobody likes me? Im going out to eat worms.

Good protein, I hear.

[jobadass]

Good protein, I hear.that's what they told me bourbon was for. Did they lie to me? Is it not good? Oh my, I'm gonna have a panic attack. Somebody get me a paper bag to breath into.

[Chester78]

that's what they told me bourbon was for. Did they lie to me? Is it not good? Oh my, I'm gonna have a panic attack. Somebody get me a paper bag to breath into.

I thought bourbon was good for putting hair on your chest, which is why I don't drink bourbon.

[jobadass]

Interesting point. I used to drink mostly beer until 5 years ago and didn't have much body hair at all. Switched to bourbon, and now I have a wooley chest and have to constantly upkeep my brows, ears and nose. I thought it was getting older but must be the damn bourbon!

[Dillinja]

Interesting point. I used to drink mostly beer until 5 years ago and didn't have much body hair at all. Switched to bourbon, and now I have a wooley chest and have to constantly upkeep my brows, ears and nose. I thought it was getting older but must be the damn bourbon!

It's called puberty, welcome to being 13...

Have a nice day :)

[Nudie]

Not much hair on my sleek smooth bod. LOL.
But I do like women with hairy bods. :p

[Chester78]

It's called puberty, welcome to being 13...

Have a nice day :)

Well now we all know Dillinja has hair on his chest. Thanks D.

Have a nice day. :)

[jobadass]

It's called puberty, welcome to being 13...

Have a nice day :)yes , because Mommy fed me mostly beer until I was 8, then switched me to bourbon. We both sleep much better now tho she has to put the plastic liner on my matress, as I piss the bed more often.

[jobadass]

Not much hair on my sleek smooth bod. LOL.
But I do like women with hairy bods. :pCome on out here to Amish country. You'd be in heaven!

[joaquim]

But I do like women with hairy bods. :p

Nasty! You're joking right? lol

[Chester78]

Not much hair on my sleek smooth bod. LOL.
But I do like women with hairy bods. :p

Ick, Nudie. Ick.

[Nudie]

Nasty! You're joking right? lol

Hey! Everybody knows that hairy women are more affectionate. :)

[Nudie]

Ick, Nudie. Ick.

There are a lot of hairy women out there.

They just shave their legs and arms, laser their pits, wax their strips, trim their unibrows...

[Chester78]

Hey! Everybody knows that hairy women are more affectionate. :)

I believe you may be misinformed. Somebody lied to you, Nudie. :)

[joaquim]

My friends tell me that the ones that aren't hairy are the ones that are fun to feel. They probably get this from the porn that they watch.

[jobadass]

There are a lot of hairy women out there.

They just shave their legs and arms, laser their pits, wax their strips, trim their unibrows...So you like Italian women?

[Chester78]

My friends tell me that the ones that aren't hairy are the ones that are fun to feel. They probably get this from the porn that they watch.

Good Lord, Joaquim! How old are you exactly??

[jobadass]

My friends tell me that the ones that aren't hairy are the ones that are fun to feel. They probably get this from the porn that they watch.All of a sudden you take on the 'Santa" persona? What gives Joaquim?

[Nudie]

So you like Italian women?

Never had the pleasure of dating an italian woman. You know any?

Dated a german woman, she was "all natural". Her legs were hairier than mine. LOL. Very affectionate. ;)

[jobadass]

Never had the pleasure of dating an italian woman. You know any?

Dated a german woman, she was "all natural". Her legs were hairier than mine. LOL. Very affectionate. ;)was her name Hans?

[jobadass]

Not calling baby Joaquim out, but don't play little cute and innocent.
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?32893-My-stats-suck-and-I-m-drunk-so-ask-me-anything

[joaquim]

All of a sudden you take on the 'Santa" persona? What gives Joaquim?

If you don't want to hear anymore stories about my friends I'll stop. Sorry about that detail.

[joaquim]

Not calling baby Joaquim out, but don't play little cute and innocent.
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?32893-My-stats-suck-and-I-m-drunk-so-ask-me-anything

I remember that thread. Those were some whacked up questions.

[joaquim]

Good Lord, Joaquim! How old are you exactly??

A teenager. Not giving my actual age because I don't discuss that stuff on the internet.

[jobadass]

^^^
If you don't want to hear anymore stories about my friends I'll stop. Sorry about that detail.^^^ sum***** is drunk!

[Dillinja]

Lol, Joa quim....sorry someone had to do it

[Boom]

Im a goofy goober

[enahs1]

It's actually the 5th

[Nudie]

It's actually the 5th

Depends on which part of the planet you are at. :p

[Kiss Of Death]

Chels babe, you're 100% female. <drools> I'm just not too sure about myself. LOL. (All real men have a womanly side)

Beer is fine but I prefer to get to the alcohol quicker without having to deal with all that extra volume. :p

Not so sure all real men have a womanly side... go meet some Aussie redneck, drunken, racist 'blokes' and your theory dies...

OK scanning discussions in thread.... whoa thats jumping!

Thanks for the hello Chesty, I wondered because of the name... thought a boy might be getting jollies so sorry if I have misjudged... My avatar caused many to not believe it was me until I made them send me friend invites to look at my photo album... I can't believe how upset it made me feel to have everyone talking about me as 'him' or 'he'

My buddies in MW have all gone a bit quiet lately so I'll check this thread daily (late nightly actually). I have a full time hard job and 4 children (home hubby waits for me) I'm not so good at bonding :( so maybe there's a bit of man in all woman? Joke and a bad one too.

DON'T DRINK TOO YOUNG! it might impress your idiot young friends but it's not so attractive to nice girls.

I'll lie about my age if asked and say 21 or at least only indicate early to mid 30's lol.

This thread moves fast! there used to be a couple of threads in MW like this but every ones busy... I'm going to have to take some time to read through it all each day.

[Kiss Of Death]

There are a lot of hairy women out there.

They just shave their legs and arms, laser their pits, wax their strips, trim their unibrows...

Perhaps some men should take some care about their bodies too! they instead... grow their beer gut, pump iron to have huge chests on chicken legs, don't wash properly... now I like some hair on a guy otherwise their a kid... and that's not a turn on at least for me...

and wax their strips? they aren't strips to start with, clearly you are a boy.

[Nudie]

OK. I'm not so good at biology but I remember DNA and that chromosome stuff.
Men are XY and women are XX
The Y part in men must be for the pointy bits
That means the X part is the same as the women's XX parts
SO it follows that all men are partly women - biologically speaking. Ahem. :p

[Nudie]

Perhaps some men should take some care about their bodies too! they instead... grow their beer gut, pump iron to have huge chests on chicken legs, don't wash properly... now I like some hair on a guy otherwise their a kid... and that's not a turn on at least for me...

and wax their strips? they aren't strips to start with, clearly you are a boy.

Did you just call me a boy? I love you. :o

[joaquim]

It's actually the 5th

The Independence Day of Venezuela. Maybe I'll get to use those fireworks I didnt' use yesterday since it was raining.

[Nudie]

This thread only goes to page 368, we may have broke it :(

[jobadass]

Hey. Is it safe here? Where the fcuk Mikey been?

[Nudie]

Hey. Is it safe here? Where the fcuk Mikey been?

I think Mikey has abandoned this thread. It's been overrun by pests like me. LOL :o

[mnju_03]

I think Mikey has abandoned this thread. It's been overrun by pests like me. LOL :o

Sorry for party rocking... Been busy. Still love you all very much.

[Chester78]

Sorry for party rocking... Been busy. Still love you all very much.

I knew I could get you back. ;)

[Chester78]

Instead of a naked picture, how about a pic of my Poppy teaching me how to shoot when I was 11! (...and my little blonde sister, posing the same way she always has. She and I are very different creatures.)

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u505/chester1978/bb4909f3.jpg

[Nudie]

Ooohhhh.... Chel's lil sis is hot too. Are you guys Amish? Your pop looks like Davy Crockett. :p

[Chester78]

Ooohhhh.... Chel's lil sis is hot too. Are you guys Amish? Your pop looks like Davy Crockett. :p

Haha...my sister is hot, and my 85 year old grandfather looks eerily similar to Santa Claus, minus the gut. :)

[Dravak]

Ha! ,so your sister doesn't like horses ;)

Does she has your sense of humor ?
Then would be a match made in heaven ;) :p

[mnju_03]

Beautiful day outside!

[BOS]

Beautiful day outside!

Too bad I'm working... you riding today?

[Dravak]

Beautiful day outside!

LoL too hot it is like a oven outside here in Spain , rather stay inside where it is cool and aircondition.

Gee what is up ? you are not getting enough love ?

That you have to put those messages ?
Ha learn to accept financiel fallacy ;)

Sorry no gossips for you lmao , have none :p

[mnju_03]

None is good too! I've been out with the lady... Shopping... Fun stuff.
Got a cute puppy...

[Boom]

Don't u love it when a monkey kisses u on the cheek?!?

[mnju_03]

Puppy puppy puppy puppy!!!

[Paulio]

What breed of puppy did u get? Pictures please

[mnju_03]

Pitt, American Staffordshire, Lab mixture... White. 10 wk old male.

[Nudie]

Pitt, American Staffordshire, Lab mixture... White. 10 wk old male.

Nice. I'll have a drink to your new puppy!

[mnju_03]

Just took his 2nd **** in the house... He's got a lot of poop in him for such a little guy! lol

[Nudie]

Just took his 2nd **** in the house... He's got a lot of poop in him for such a little guy! lol

Well, if you ever get fed up with your puppy just send him over and I'll have him fed to some nice folks. :p

[mnju_03]

Well, if you ever get fed up with your puppy just send him over and I'll have him fed to some nice folks. :p


Shark bait! lol

[Boom]

Butt whack.

[Nudie]

Does anybody else like dog stew? :p

[Boom]

Im allergic to it =[

[iteachem]

Hey boom what's your in game name..... I found a player I hope isn't you as I don't want to go attacking forum peeps

[Boom]

I'm no where near ur lvl and I have monkey in my ingame name

[Boom]

Oh plus we're in the same mafia

[iteachem]

Oh plus we're in the same mafia

forgot.. anyway I hit a monkey boy tonight. He missed collecting oon his loft

[Nudie]

forgot.. anyway I hit a monkey boy tonight. He missed collecting oon his loft

I'm the hairless monkey boy on the left. LOL :o

[mnju_03]

I'm the hairless monkey boy on the left. LOL :o

Lol! Gross!

[Paulio]

Lol! Gross!

Go to sleep

[Nudie]

Lol! Gross!

All the hot babes love monkey boys! Just ask Chels... :o

[jobadass]

Does anybody else like dog stew? :pno.
I don't like vegies

[Nudie]

no.
I don't like vegies

Me either. I hate leafy vegs. I only eat the stems. :p

[mnju_03]

I have a belly button.

[enahs1]

I have a belly button.
I think you have made that very clear ;)

[mnju_03]

Lol...

Not a whole lot of conversations on here worth having...
Figured I'd toss in some random neutral garbage.

[jobadass]

Lol...

Not a whole lot of conservatives on here worth having...
.Whatchu got against conservatives?

[mnju_03]

Lol damn auto correct got me again.

[Nudie]

Lol damn auto correct got me again.

Where's Chester? She's always worth a sh*t and a giggle.

[Boom]

Duck my sick

[enahs1]

Shut up boom ;)

[Boom]

I will if u duck my sick

[Ram]

mnju_03 Posts:4,330 LOL <3

nice banner enahs1

[enahs1]

Thanks! It is sooooooooooo true

[Boom]

It will be true if u duck my sick

[Chester78]

Can someone come over here and massage my hamstrings? And bring more beer? I'll be your best friend. True story.

[mnju_03]

Yes....and Ram I still love you.

[Boom]

So no ones gonna duck my sick?? It's contagious!!!

[Chester78]

So no ones gonna duck my sick?? It's contagious!!!

Ick to the contagious sick.

[mnju_03]

Walking Dead marathon!!! :)

[mnju_03]

Just spent the money from Dravaks gift card. :)

[Nudie]

Can someone come over here and massage my hamstrings? And bring more beer? I'll be your best friend. True story.

I would but you said you'd punch me in the face if I went to Denver. :p

[Chester78]

I would but you said you'd punch me in the face if I went to Denver. :p

Hahahahahaha!!!! No I didn't!!! Did I? :)

[Chester78]

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u505/chester1978/1d68b22a.jpg

[Boom]

Mnju u should really get me a 10 cent gift card yes they r available in germany

[nytelock]

Hi all nice to meet u

[Nudie]

Hahahahahaha!!!! No I didn't!!! Did I? :)

You did so. All bcoz I made a comment about your eating habits. :o

[mnju_03]

No more Kool Aid for you Nudie...lol

[mnju_03]

Finally have 499 UWV!!! :)

[BOS]

Walking Dead marathon!!! :)

The marathon was great, got caught up, can't wait until October!

[Boom]

Duck sy mick

[mnju_03]

Mess with the bull, you get the horns!

[Nudie]

Mess with the bull, you get the horns!

Can I eat your dog now? :p

[mnju_03]

Can I eat your dog now? :p

Don't mess with a Zohan...

[joaquim]

Don't mess with a Zohan...

That's a great movie.

[Nudie]

Adam Sandler is a wuss. He's funny though. LOL

[iteachem]

Adam Sandler is a wuss. He's funny though. LOL

Prefer the comedic genuis of Bill Murray

[Nudie]

Prefer the comedic genuis of Bill Murray

I ADORE Bill Murray!. He was stallar in "Lost in translation"! What's your favorite Bill Murray movie?

[joaquim]

I like his cameo in Zombieland but for the movie where he stars in I'd probably have to go with Ghostbusters.

[Nudie]

Ghostbusters was good too. OMG I'm passing out.....

[Boom]

Ever feel like ur dumb???

[Nudie]

Ever feel like ur dumb???

Yes, every second of every day. :p

[iteachem]

I ADORE Bill Murray!. He was stallar in "Lost in translation"! What's your favorite Bill Murray movie?

Three I really like

CaddyShack,
Stripes,
What about Bob

[Boom]

Yes, every second of every day. :pWell I don't have to feel =]