Advertisement spammers...

[Santa]

Is there anything you (Funzio) can do to get rid of these annoying advertisement spammers?

[Ghost3]

Probly a hidden agenda behind it, bumping unwanted topics out of the front pages... Inadvertent Sensorship

[CrimeCityJIM]

Only had a few post on my. Wall

[Thinks]

I'd have to agree with that Jolly Old Soul, Saint Nick. These spammers are really causing an imbalance to the game. If I get my Viagra for cheaper, then of course I'll win all of the "Who's got the bigger (censored)" contest.

It's a severe disadvantage to those who don't visit the forums and consequently are forced to pay full price for their Viagra.

Santa, the trick to getting attention is to use the word "imbalance" in your post. They jump right on it then... although, first they'll have to come up with a clever way to charge us for it.

In a humaine effort to spare the poor hamsters that Funzio uses to power everything from their servers to their marketing strategy, I'll provide you with a solution. You could charge the forum users a monthly fee for an "Ad Free Experience"!

[Santa]

Or they could take it to the next level and make us watch ads in game!

After every fight, rob, job, or goal, you must watch a 30 second advertisement. To play the "ad free" version, you would have to pay 100 gold bars. Without in game Viagra advertisements, the forum members are at an advantage. We get to see Viagra ads all day, while non forum members never see them at all! THIS IS A SEVERE IMBALANCE IN THE GAME! IT MUST BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY!!!

[Boomer]

I'm definitely working to clear this issue up!

[Santa]

Finally, Boomer brings some good news.

[Nicholost]

As long as it's work safe, I like them. I use their new threads to unleash the anger that develops from reading all the garbage that's been posted receintly, and then the thread gets deleted and there's no evidence that I even turned green and ripped off all my clothes in text-form. Win win.