New Weapons for CC

[Bruiser]

In line with Sez and Joey's $20 i tunes card giveaway i am aiming to give one away but not for nothing. We should come in with a great name for new weapons to be released into CC from the forum community. Once we have the top names established a poll will be initiated and the winner of the poll will receive the $20 i tunes code from me.

We need to be unique and hopefully attract the attention of CC Mark and the developers and in return hopefully the respect us enough to introduce the weapon into the game. Seems like a good idea and hopefully this takes off!!!

I'll start it off, and seeing as though im a Golfer i want Bruiser's 2 iron in the melee option. This is my fav club, rare these days and packs a real punch.

Let the names begin!!!

[Tramp Stamp]

I will give $20 to someone else if Tramp's Stamper is introduced. It must involve a heroin needle, cattle prod, or something of equal creativity. Otherwise, I posted a starter list:

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?20016-New-500-gold-building&p=116709&viewfull=1#post116709

[Bruiser]

Good starter TS :)

[k0de]

I'll start it off, and seeing as though im a Golfer i want Bruiser's 2 iron in the melee option. This is my fav club, rare these days and packs a real punch.


Is it a real 2-iron? Or one of those newfangled sort-of-like-an-iron-but-not ones? But yes, a 2-iron would make a good weapon. Far better than hitting dads 4-iron, where the feedback always gives the impression of contacting the base of a large tree (only the ball doesn't go as far as the tree probably would).

But as I just mentioned in another thread, a Fart Cannon would surely be a worthy addition to anyones inventory.

Or what about a Turkey Slapper as a Melee weapon (dunno if people in other countries will understand that though). Trust me though, you do not want to be turkey-slapped. Well, maybe you do... that's your business though.

[Jill]

You guys are crazy lol but heres my suggestions.....Jill's Drill .... Would be perfect for knee capping .... Ahhhhhhhhhhh sound awfully painful lol

[Whip88]

Payams Bag Of Gold (could be a melee weapon like a bag full of gold bars) LOL

[G Wiz]

Payams Bag Of Gold (could be a melee weapon like a bag full of gold bars) LOLOr an end game splurgings race...Spend 3 mil on items lol!

Reward - Suffocation money bag 3/5 stats

Mad bro?

[Tramp Stamp]

affordable holiday rentals

Money building: Spammer's Timeshare. Gold building with respectable output but abusive upgrade prices. You know, like the Mansion.


Is it a real 2-iron? Or one of those newfangled sort-of-like-an-iron-but-not ones?

I prefer the GTA golf club, the one you beat the old Jewish ladies with.


You guys are crazy lol but heres my suggestions.....Jill's Drill .... Would be perfect for knee capping .... Ahhhhhhhhhhh sound awfully painful lol

How about Drill Jill? Painful and bloody. But ultimately pleasurable.


Payams Bag Of Gold (could be a melee weapon like a bag full of gold bars) LOL

But it must cost as much as an actual bag of gold. Stats: 1,000/1,000.

[Whip88]

904 Replaces the MA's

[Tramp Stamp]

904 Replaces the MA's

Kinda has been done:

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?20098-Which-weapon-from-Worms-(or-any-other-favourite-game)-should-CC-import&p=117490&viewfull=1#post117490

[reidos]

'Titanium umbrella'

Defence item?

[Jill]

How about Drill Jill? Painful and bloody. But ultimately pleasurable.

I should have seen that coming.....

[Tramp Stamp]

How about Drill Jill? Painful and bloody. But ultimately pleasurable.

I should have seen that coming.....

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110403023417/megaman/images/thumb/c/cb/MM4-DrillMan.jpg/172px-MM4-DrillMan.jpg

[G Wiz]

seems more like an expendable henchman...They are consumable, but run on time!

[Jill]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110403023417/megaman/images/thumb/c/cb/MM4-DrillMan.jpg/172px-MM4-DrillMan.jpg

Brilliant TS .... Lol ....

[Bruiser]

Is it a real 2-iron? Or one of those newfangled sort-of-like-an-iron-but-not ones?

Definitely the real deal here no hybrid crap in my bag buddy.

[Whip88]

Kinda has been done:

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?20098-Which-weapon-from-Worms-(or-any-other-favourite-game)-should-CC-import&p=117490&viewfull=1#post117490

is it lootable like the MA or are you just talking about the one and only from the diamond event.

[Bruiser]

S far we have:

Bruiser's 2iron - Bruiser
Tramps Stamper - Tramp Stamp
Jill's Drill - Jill
Titanium Umbrella - Reidos

[Whip88]

Or an end game splurgings race...Spend 3 mil on items lol!

Reward - Suffocation money bag 3/5 stats

Mad bro?

906

I just took a $#*t at (He that shall not be named)'s house. No wonder his stats are ten fold mine.

[Whip88]

Maybe some weapons (e.g that cost heaps of in game money like nukes, air stikes, ect) that can deplete ones stamina 25, 50, 75, 100 or energy like 250, 500, 1000 , 2000 would slow down gamplay and get back at big gold spenders.

It could be an option to use on your rivals list and have a cool visual effect.

[i need muney]

I know the exact quote for this.
Jay: "What the bleep are you *****es babbling about?"

[Royal Flush]

Iranian Uranium: +1000 attack, - 1000 defence, + 1 Respect per rob

What .... it's an idea :)

[doug19]

Burlesconi's 'bunga bunga' bus
Has no effect on stats, just drains stamina...

[i need muney]

Drunk mule. Adds 1% to robberies =Ш

[617Pats]

BFG "Big F**king Gun" simple name that gets the point across and the job done.

[Max Power]

Halitosis Cloud.

Useless against buildings but prevents all PvP.

[Ohaithere]

Letters bomb explosive? Maybe 5 attack 0 defence

[Ohaithere]

Oops......

[erik]

Dudeman's Shotgun of Balance - Stats 50/50 & 1/1

The shotgun drop location moves weekly, but can happen immediately if one posts on the forum about how to get it. Sending others to false locations could extend the week to 2 weeks.

This shotgun is 50/50 the day you loot it, and then changes to 1/1.

Any time a possible game imbalance appears, perceived or real... the shotgun immediately changes back to 50/50 until the imbalance is fixed.

[Swifty]

+1 on Dudeman's Shotgun of Balance

[Joe Brown1]

How bout a Poisoned Sword Cane - High def because you look like a good mark and nobody expects it and high on att because one nick and it is all over

Also a .50 Caliber Spring Arm Holstered Deringer - High one shot damage with instant quick draw - High def and att

[Joe Brown1]

Hey - just made Senior Member with that last post:cool:

[Swifty]

@ Joe Brown1

Congrats on the Senior Member.

It seems weird that I am a Senior Member when just a few weeks ago, I was the FNG.

[Max Power]

@ Joe Brown1

Congrats on the Senior Member.

It seems weird that I am a Senior Member when just a few weeks ago, I was the FNG.

Things move fast in Crime City.

[dudeman]

Dudeman's Shotgun of Balance - Stats 50/50 & 1/1

The shotgun drop location moves weekly, but can happen immediately if one posts on the forum about how to get it. Sending others to false locations could extend the week to 2 weeks.

This shotgun is 50/50 the day you loot it, and then changes to 1/1.

Any time a possible game imbalance appears, perceived or real... the shotgun immediately changes back to 50/50 until the imbalance is fixed.

Ooooh, I'm famous!

However, I do not consent to my name being associated to such an item.

[Ohaithere]

Dudemen's shotgun it is then

[i need muney]

I want a SYNCHROPHAZATRON! Resets timers on all your buildings for 1000g :D

[Tramp Stamp]

How about resetting your opponents' building timers for 1,000 G??

[i need muney]

How about resetting your opponents' building timers for 1,000 G??
Daaaaaaaamn! I'm all set. 57g tapjoy's waiting for action

[Amber_]

"Ambers ambulance", whenever you call it I'll come and "nurse you" (;)) which gives you 3 extra stamina!

[G Wiz]

y are we all not developing crime city 2? were geniuses

[Bruiser]

I am liking the ideas so far, let's try and keep the weapons to be associated with players from the forum though.

[Joeycool]

Nice thread Bruiser!

I'd like to see the JC wooden special Sig. Completely made of wood. Perfect for getting through metal detectors.

Its got wooden bullets, wooden mechanism, wooden grip, wooden magazine, comes with a wooden holster ...In fact forget it... It probably wooden work.

[Brent]

PhoenixST's Indestructle Riot Shield.
PhoenixST's Pistole.
PhoenixST's Pistol-Whip.

[Ghost818]

Ghost's Invisibilty Cloak 25/50, once a day keeps you off the rivals list for 1 hour (you choose when it takes effect).

[Bruiser]

Keep em coming guys

[dudeman]

Dude... man... (explosive) looks like a bong. Stats 42/0.

[Bruiser]

I highly doubt we can dictate stats, It would be a blast to see someones weapon introduced into the game either way i hope this gets CC Marks attention!

[Brent]

PhoenixST's Powerful Rifle
PhoenixST's Poisned Blade

[Bruiser]

Bruiser's 2iron - Bruiser
Tramps Stamper - Tramp Stamp
Jill's Drill - Jill
Titanium Umbrella - Reidos
PhoenixST's Poisened Blade (powerful rifle, indistructable riot shield, pisotle, pistol whip) Brent
Dude Man explosive - Dudeman
Ghist's invicibility cloak - Ghost 818
JC Wooden SIG - Joey Cool
Ambers ambulance - Amber_
Poisened Sword Cane - Joe Brown1

[Joeycool]

JC's Beer goggles - Armour. Allows you to hit on female avatars several times... not necessarily with any amount of success!

[dudeman]

I highly doubt we can dictate stats

Just a suggestion. It would make sense that a bong bomb has 42/0 stats.

[downrange]

hunter seeker (with icon and name inspired by the Dune franchise)

it searches stat sheets looking for a weapon 'fingerprint' to identify users with multiple forum nicknames (*cough* khung/hunter)

[Nicholost]

I've often wondered why the Rubber Chicken isn't a low level melee weapon.

I'd like to see the Cougar Catcher, which would be an ID card (melee?) with 18 or 21 as the age.

[allhaildiscordia]

Golden Apple of Discord (explosive). Look it up.

[downrange]

another suggestion.

HardLife ThugHit (melee, 188/???) +5 RP bonus per fight, but only against mafia 499

[Amber_]

I think there should be weapons connected to the forum.
Ex: Get this gun if you join the forum (kind of like they did with MW)
You receive this weapon when you've wrote 100 posts. You receive this exclusive veichle when you've wrote 300 post etc.

Wouldn't that be great?? :D

[Nudie]

I'll play.
How about - Nudie's Jock Strap - Armor with Offensive odor

[Nudie]

I think there should be weapons connected to the forum.
Ex: Get this gun if you join the forum (kind of like they did with MW)
You receive this weapon when you've wrote 100 posts. You receive this exclusive veichle when you've wrote 300 post etc.

Wouldn't that be great?? :D

Great idea. For 272 posts you get Nudie's Jock Strap

[Ghost818]

I think there should be weapons connected to the forum.
Ex: Get this gun if you join the forum (kind of like they did with MW)
You receive this weapon when you've wrote 100 posts. You receive this exclusive veichle when you've wrote 300 post etc.

Wouldn't that be great?? :D
Sounds interesting, but imagine the amount of spam we would get on here -_-

[Swifty]

I like spam.

Grilled, slice of onion, fresh-baked roll.

Not bad at all.

[Ghost818]

I like spam.

Grilled, slice of onion, fresh-baked roll.

Not bad at all.

Try some lemon on spam its good.

[Nicholost]

I think there should be weapons connected to the forum.
Ex: Get this gun if you join the forum (kind of like they did with MW)
You receive this weapon when you've wrote 100 posts. You receive this exclusive veichle when you've wrote 300 post etc.
Do they get taken away when you get banned? Because there would be a lot of inventory fluctuation.

EDIT: How come there isn't a potato cannon in the CC inventory yet? If I were to go to war with the kids on my block, I would definitely take a potato cannon with golf balls for ammunition.

[Max Power]

LOL....how about a pumpkin trebuchet?

Seige warfare city!

[Ghost818]

I still think Ghost's invisibility cloak is a terrific idea, hides you from rivals list for 1 hour a day. Thats boss.

[dudeman]

I still think Ghost's invisibility cloak is a terrific idea, hides you from rivals list for 1 hour a day. Thats boss.

Combine that with a synched hood of 24/48 buildings and you are unrobbable. The need for any sort of defense becomes almost zero.

[schnuffler]

How about some weapons named after our departed forumers:

MadHatters Hat (armor)
JJ's Surgical Silicon Baton (clearly melee)


Some other ideas:
Max Power's muscle car
Babytways handcuffs (because she ties you up and robs you blind)
G Wiz's Hood Clearing Daisy Cutter

Oh, and one after me: Jake's silver stake

[Ghost818]

Combine that with a synched hood of 24/48 buildings and you are unrobbable. The need for any sort of defense becomes almost zero.
Of course to make it fair you cant do the same 1 hour every day, you have to fill all 24 hours of the bonus, and every 24 days it clears. That would be too cheap if you could do the same hour every day.

[Bruiser]

Some great ideas Ghost and Schnuffler...I will compile the list and put out for a vote. We do need CC Mark to come on board with this idea and get the ball rolling.

[dudeman]

Of course to make it fair you cant do the same 1 hour every day, you have to fill all 24 hours of the bonus, and every 24 days it clears. That would be too cheap if you could do the same hour every day.

Sounds complicated. You have to use it once for each hour of the day, 24 separate times, before it resets? Who's going to want to wake up in the middle of the night 8+ times a month to set the cloak to make sure it resets every 24 days?

Maybe I still just don't get it...? :\

[Bruiser]

Or maybe the game chooses which hour of the day it works unbeknown to the player???

[Nicholost]

Or maybe the game chooses which hour of the day it works unbeknown to the player???
Yeah, but would any of us believe it's even working? Look how many have asked if the diamond sig is actually giving an extra respect point, and we can actually see those results. ;-)

[Tramp Stamp]

OMG did Funzio change the cloak rate again??????? No cloak at all in 2 days time to move onto semi-transparent $900 mil unlock what bs.

[Nicholost]

OMG did Funzio change the cloak rate again??????? No cloak at all in 2 days time to move onto semi-transparent $900 mil unlock what bs.
do u no where the best place to farm semi-transparent is at?

[Bruiser]

CC Central San Francisco area - See CCM walking around!!!

[Ghost818]

Sounds complicated. You have to use it once for each hour of the day, 24 separate times, before it resets? Who's going to want to wake up in the middle of the night 8+ times a month to set the cloak to make sure it resets every 24 days?

Maybe I still just don't get it...? :\
Basically, you COULD use 24 different hours in a duration of 24 different days with a limit of 1 different hour per day, and you could chose the hour you want to use at any time of the day, for example you get on CC at 1 PM but you want to use your hour at 5PM then youd just set it at 5 and bada bing!

[Ghost818]

do u no where the best place to farm semi-transparent is at?
since its my item you guys would have to stop by southern california so i could give you one

[mongorie]

Mark's ban hammer:
Prevents people posting on forums for x days
Resets Crime City to Level 1

[Max Power]

Or maybe the game chooses which hour of the day it works unbeknown to the player???

Arguably, I think the game already does this.


OMG did Funzio change the cloak rate again??????? No cloak at all in 2 days time to move onto semi-transparent $900 mil unlock what bs.

LOL.......ZOMG!

[Ghost818]

Arguably, I think the game already does this.



LOL.......ZOMG!
G Wiz: Pstttt I found out where to get it, go to Southern California, (24 hours pass), sh*t im reset.

[Dorian Gray]

Dorian Gray's Portrait - One look can kill

[Chiefer]

Nadya's contraception device.

Patatoe shotgun

Sandbag

Cement mixer truck

Bag of used needles

And for modern war, the ex girl friend.

[G Wiz]

G Wiz: Pstttt I found out where to get it, go to Southern California, (24 hours pass), sh*t im reset. lol I farmed quite a few of those apparently...the item had a typo in its name though...it said double decker *strokes undeniably thin moustache* hmmm

[Ghost818]

I wonder if the devs will even take this idea into consideration.

[Bruiser]

Still no input from CC Mark, Dissapointing to say the least. A vote will be happening very shortly for the top ideas and the winner to be announced soon after!

[Tramp Stamp]

Will the winrar get a Diamond Sig or at least Golden M4 A1?

[Bruiser]

Its a $20 itunes card from me and lets see if the Devs can give out something...

[Ghost818]

You know I was thinking about it last night, and my Ghost's invisibility cloak perk of the 1 hour hidden from rivals list, I guess it would make more sense if it was a random thing, for example when you press hide the game generates a random hour of the day and tells you the hour so of course it won't be bogus. Does this sound better or the original YOU choseing 24 different hours in 24 different days then it resets?

[Swifty]

Swifty's Shillelagh

Offers a small but variable bonus to attack and defense but only against opponents named Alex.

[Nicholost]

Nickel-lost: a small coin that has a very low frequency drop rate from PvP, but when it does drop, your energy and stamina are instantly recharged. I guess it'd be more of a Nickel-found, but my name isn't Nichofound, so I gotta make due with what I got.

[Ghost818]

Nickel-lost: a small coin that has a very low frequency drop rate from PvP, but when it does drop, your energy and stamina are instantly recharged. I guess it'd be more of a Nickel-found, but my name isn't Nichofound, so I gotta make due with what I got.
Hey I like that one lol almost as good as my cloak ;)

[Nicholost]

Hey I like that one lol almost as good as my cloak ;)

Cloak is rad. Don't sell cloak short. I see two fantastic benefits from your idea: 1) the obvious; being hidden from threats, and 2) something else in the game for us to question if it's functioning correctly. That would fuel the forums for months. :P

[Ghost818]

lmao yes my friend it would. I honestly hope they take this into consideration I mean I don't care whos gets picked thats up for the majority to decide, but it would be cool to see ANY of ours chosen and included into the game.

[Tramp Stamp]

something else in the game for us to question if it's functioning correctly. That would fuel the forums for months. :P

Don't forget about crazy voodoo in how to control the timing.

[Ghost818]

By the way folks, they nerfed the cloaks drop rate, the Los Angeles rate is now .0001% per 1000 energy, however Hollywoods rate is 2.43%.

[Nicholost]

How come there isn't a potato cannon in the CC inventory yet? If I were to go to war with the kids on my block, I would definitely take a potato cannon with golf balls for ammunition.
Hey, my idea got implemented. Check it:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/nicklepics/nothing%20of%20use/0cf38bd3.jpg

[Swifty]

Congrats, Nicholost.

But no Swifty's Shillelagh?

They probably figured it was unfair to everyone named Alex.

[i need muney]

Gratz, Nick!
How about this new weapon - the Rusty M4a1. It will have crappy stats and'll piss off everybody.

[Swifty]

I want one.

[CounterSniper]

I want one.

I got two on my sleeper account before I retired from the farm game. You can have one.

[epicrecipe]

Nick that's awesome :)

[Joeycool]

Hey, my idea got implemented.

Nicholost = funzio spy

[dudeman]

Hey, my idea got implemented. Check it:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/nicklepics/nothing%20of%20use/0cf38bd3.jpg

That explosive is a little funny looking too. It almost looks like a bong. "Erin Go Boom"... Drop the first and last 3 letters and you are left with "n Go B". What can those four letters be arranged to spell? "BonG"

Stats 40/20? Well, they couldn't make it 4/20, who would spend gold on an explosive with only 4 attack?

I think the "Erin Go Boom" is a family-friendly version of my explosive bong suggestion. Lol!

Yeah right.

(Edit: oh yeah, AND it's green!)

[Nicholost]

Nicholost = funzio spy

Silence, minion!

[Joeycool]

Silence, minion!

You have no power over me ogre!

[doug19]

Farmable WD40!
1 WD40 + 1 rusty M4A1 = 1 normal M4A1
Whole problem sorted :D

[Santa]

Farmable WD40!
1 WD40 + 1 rusty M4A1 = 1 normal M4A1
Whole problem sorted :D

1 WD40 + 1 Rusty M4A1 = 2 weapons
1 M4A1 = 1 weapon
If 1 weapon = 2 weapons, and max gun count is 500
Then 1 weapon > 2 weapons

Person with 500 of 1 weapon beats person with 500/2 weapon.

Problem all mucked up.

[dudeman]

Farmable WD40!
1 WD40 + 1 rusty M4A1 = 1 normal M4A1
Whole problem sorted :D

Not farmable WD-40, RP WD-40 that removes the rust from any rusty item.

Or an even more evil alternative, "Special" WD-40 @ 10G each.*

*I hereby copyright that idea and claim full intellectual ownership. :D

[iz360]

the wig splitter (357 magnum)

[doug19]

1 WD40 + 1 Rusty M4A1 = 2 weapons
1 M4A1 = 1 weapon
If 1 weapon = 2 weapons, and max gun count is 500
Then 1 weapon > 2 weapons

Person with 500 of 1 weapon beats person with 500/2 weapon.

Problem all mucked up.

The WD40 & rusty M4 are removed when they are combined & leave behind a normal M4, there is no problem with that other than that funzio would never implement it & I said it as a joke in the first place