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schnuffler
01-24-2012, 02:39 PM
You know, she really floats my boat.
She likes to play hide and seek with me, never in the same place she was last time I visited her.
There are not too many women in my past who like being seduced with a gun.
She's my kind of girl
<3

Max Power
01-24-2012, 02:52 PM
Beware the ginger. They can turn on you any second.

Tramp Stamp
01-24-2012, 02:52 PM
Why that double dealing... She said that no one could repeatedly shoot her in the face like I could!

schnuffler
01-24-2012, 03:53 PM
I'm not so convinced Nadya is a true ginger. For one, there's no way to tell if the rug matches the d****s, if you know what I mean ;)

Secondly, she can take a LOT of pain. Rumour had it that gingers can't take as much pain as non-gingers.

Amber_
01-24-2012, 03:56 PM
Why that double dealing... She said that no one could repeatedly shoot her in the face like I could!

*Kabaam!* -------

AppleMacGuy
01-24-2012, 04:08 PM
I'm not so convinced Nadya is a true ginger. For one, there's no way to tell if the rug matches the d****s, if you know what I mean ;)

Errrmmm...please elaborate lol!

schnuffler
01-24-2012, 04:13 PM
Errrmmm...please elaborate lol!

I would say Nadya prefers floorboards to carpet.

AppleMacGuy
01-24-2012, 04:19 PM
I would say Nadya prefers floorboards to carpet.

Gotcha...a tidy runway...yah...

schnuffler
01-24-2012, 04:23 PM
Anyway, Nadya has been very very kind to me, allowing my "number" to surpass 400.
She's a "multiple times a day" kinda girl.

sez
01-24-2012, 04:51 PM
You're welcome

Matthew91188
01-24-2012, 05:02 PM
Where is so called woman?

Duke.0
01-24-2012, 05:17 PM
She really is great. I see her all the time and she always gives me presents and gifts.

schnuffler
01-24-2012, 05:31 PM
Where is so called woman?

She can usually be found walking the streets of Packer Heights. Don't be fooled by by her street walking disguise though, she is the Queen of Packer Heights.

Twinkie
01-24-2012, 06:23 PM
I myself gotta admit, I have been tapping her repeatedly too ;)

schnuffler
01-24-2012, 06:37 PM
I myself gotta admit, I have been tapping her repeatedly too ;)

I'm not surprised that Nadya likes to swing a little both ways.
But have you noticed she ALWAYS turns to face you?

Swifty
01-24-2012, 07:43 PM
She is a little pricey, though.

Those of us with underdeveloped economies find her out of reach.

J.J.
01-24-2012, 07:45 PM
I'm in love with Amber_ forget Nadya! ;)

schnuffler
01-24-2012, 07:57 PM
I'm in love with Amber_ forget Nadya! ;)

Oh J.J. there's still room in my bed, errr, I mean heart for both you and Amber.

J.J.
01-24-2012, 08:00 PM
Thanks, I am happy to hear that. I was kinda sad about all this talk about the Nadya, I thought for a minute everyone might just forget about Amber and I.

J.J.
01-24-2012, 08:02 PM
I myself gotta admit, I have been tapping her repeatedly too ;)

Can Amber and I tap you?

Synergy
01-24-2012, 08:06 PM
Can Amber and I tap you?

Dats what I'm talkin about girl. Three is no crowd. The more the merrier :D

Tramp Stamp
01-24-2012, 08:08 PM
Amber and who?

Max Power
01-24-2012, 08:10 PM
Last time I tapped Nadya I noticed the reward was very small. Crime is a fickle *****, it's time for me to find another.

schnuffler
01-24-2012, 08:23 PM
Dats what I'm talkin about girl. Three is no crowd. The more the merrier :D

Tap tap tap JJ

(Knock Knock Knock Penny is a bit passe now)

Tramp Stamp
01-24-2012, 08:25 PM
Last time I tapped Nadya I noticed the reward was very small.

That's what she said.

jdooby
01-24-2012, 09:46 PM
You wont mind If I move in on this broad? I hear she is fiery.

Tramp Stamp
01-24-2012, 09:50 PM
You wont mind If I move in on this broad? I hear she is fiery.

Hell if I care. I seduced her 25.41 times today. I got what I came for. Plus her face looks like hamburger now.

jdooby
01-24-2012, 09:58 PM
Wow I better take a paper bag then.

Tramp Stamp
01-24-2012, 10:13 PM
I suggest two. Double bagging is in order.

J.J.
01-24-2012, 10:28 PM
Well I tried to tap that & she didn't "put out". I suppose she's not bi...oh well.

Holicaholic
01-24-2012, 10:29 PM
Hell if I care. I seduced her 25.41 times today. I got what I came for. Plus her face looks like hamburger now.

Ima kill the joke and ask how many you got?

Tramp Stamp
01-24-2012, 10:51 PM
Ima kill the joke and ask how many you got?

20/90 (22.22%), slightly below the average. That early dry steak was brutal.

Bruiser
01-25-2012, 02:17 AM
I've just fallen for her too, I'm a little late on the up take but better late then never :)

Stitch
01-25-2012, 09:40 AM
Ima save all my monies so I can go an visit her.

Max Power
01-25-2012, 10:10 AM
That's what she said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Mackiesback/oh-my-word.jpg

Lager
01-25-2012, 10:13 AM
Is that a Michael Kors Handbag she's caring?? LOL.


Tap Tap Tap!!

Fricco
01-25-2012, 10:34 AM
just tapped her 3 times she was so worn out she forgot to leave me a present, to take out my frustration i went to shot something and to my delight i was rewarded 2 out of 3 shots !!!

Anubis
01-25-2012, 10:50 AM
Hell if I care. I seduced her 25.41 times today. I got what I came for. Plus her face looks like hamburger now.

Just give her time to wash. Or take her to the bathroom to wash her face at least >.>

Anubis
01-25-2012, 10:54 AM
Urgh I wish I could just tap away, not even worth my time until my phone gets updated so I can tap any man or woman that crosses my path.

Duke.0
01-25-2012, 11:19 AM
I have put off fight goals and just focused on tapping her all day. She really is amazing.

Joe Brown1
01-25-2012, 11:59 AM
So do you tap her until your stamina is completely exhausted or tap her three times and take a break so you can visit her more times in a day?

Stitch
01-25-2012, 12:12 PM
So do you tap her until your stamina is completely exhausted or tap her three times and take a break so you can visit her more times in a day?

Should one be saving their load for those special, special times??

schnuffler
01-25-2012, 01:46 PM
I tap her long and often. I tap till I can tap no more.

Fricco
01-25-2012, 01:53 PM
when i first started i tappppppppped her constantly, now i do the 3 tap system and if i dont like what im seeing from her i move to shooting game. ive got 4 from her today 2 from shooting . its a crap shoot

Chiefer
01-25-2012, 02:02 PM
Jeeeze, I hope I have time to catch up with all excitable..... In confidence she's my *****.

schnuffler
01-25-2012, 02:10 PM
Nadya has satisfied me 11 times in the last 24 hours. She's like the energizer bunny. She's just keeps going and going and going.

Max Power
01-25-2012, 02:54 PM
My M4 looting was going really slow. Her drop rate really helped me finish off my M4 collecting.

I was really eager to move on, but now I feel a little lost. I am looting NATO gas masks, but it just doesn't feel the same. I actually miss the little temptress.

J.J.
01-25-2012, 04:00 PM
3600 energy wasted on her & I get nothing. She only likes the sausage apparently!

AppleMacGuy
01-25-2012, 04:03 PM
3600 energy wasted on her & I get nothing. She only likes the sausage apparently!

Maybe ur not pressing her buttons the way she likes!

PS she's been good to me today...8 so far!

Tramp Stamp
01-25-2012, 04:03 PM
Well I tried to tap that & she didn't "put out". I suppose she's not bi...oh well.

You sure you have the latest version, 2.0.2?

Bruiser
01-25-2012, 06:39 PM
This is a great find, and loving the rewards ;) she is my new fav

J.J.
01-25-2012, 07:21 PM
You sure you have the latest version, 2.0.2?

Yep, 2.0.2

Bruiser
01-25-2012, 07:55 PM
You just got no love J.J...if only I could post a screen shot of my last few attempts it would make you cry ;)

schnuffler
01-26-2012, 12:39 AM
3600 energy wasted on her & I get nothing. She only likes the sausage apparently!

If it was sausage you were after JJ, I may have been able to help, but alas, you're after the same woman all us boys are. Maybe if you try wearing one of your toys you were telling Amber about, Nadya might show a little more interest ;)

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Anubis
01-26-2012, 05:11 AM
3600 energy wasted on her & I get nothing. She only likes the sausage apparently!

Yeah your gonna have to use a strap on JJ. Might aswell get a big black one and i'm sure she will be throwing out the little goody bags begging for more taps.

Sdot
01-26-2012, 06:30 AM
i get nothing now. used to be the best drop. i guess Funzio reads the boards and if we're having too much success they kill it. i can't wait till i get enough M4's so i can stop this madness and actually play the game

bredo2
01-26-2012, 06:32 AM
Yeah they nerf anything that ppl like and post here. Double decker and SM choker now drops alot lower than 3 days ago.

Anubis
01-26-2012, 07:41 AM
I just burned my 1400 energy and got 4 M4's. I don't think she has become frigid just yet.

Max Power
01-26-2012, 08:12 AM
Yeah they nerf anything that ppl like and post here. Double decker and SM choker now drops alot lower than 3 days ago.

Where are you going for those two items?

Duke.0
01-26-2012, 08:15 AM
What are the stats of the double decker?

Swifty
01-26-2012, 08:20 AM
Isn't 10 well above average?

Or my math is wrong, a definite possibility.

Duke.0
01-26-2012, 08:22 AM
Probably, but i'll take it :)

Swifty
01-26-2012, 08:24 AM
Right.

You are above average and I am below average and it all evens out.

marcell
01-26-2012, 08:27 AM
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schnuffler
01-26-2012, 02:45 PM
I'm at 21 in the last 48 hours (or approx 8640). Sounds like this is a little above average - damn shame I'm going away for a couple of weeks soon, otherwise I'd hit my 500 in no time.

Swifty
01-26-2012, 02:56 PM
I am getting fewer guns per click from Nadya than I was at the Boardwalk Shooting Gallery.

Just bad luck, or maybe bad karma.

Babytway
01-26-2012, 04:33 PM
Nadya gave me 9 today, and the day isn't over yet.

Babytway
01-26-2012, 04:34 PM
double decker atk 18 def 14

Tramp Stamp
01-26-2012, 05:34 PM
double decker atk 18 def 14

Have you changed your opinion on Exeleros in light of the Double Decker?

Joe Brown1
01-26-2012, 05:51 PM
Which DD location are you hitting Babytway. I have not had much luck at the airport

Chiefer
01-26-2012, 07:11 PM
Nadya gave me 9 today, and the day isn't over yet.

That's where they went. 2nd day, 1. lol

Chiefer
01-26-2012, 09:16 PM
Nadiya why u mad? My luck ran out for days. I'm tapping her 3 times and going else where now. boardwalk. But no luck.

corbbb
01-26-2012, 11:20 PM
So I got like 10 today from boardwalk, whomad?

Tramp Stamp
01-26-2012, 11:28 PM
:mad:

:mad:

:mad:

:mad:

christo
01-27-2012, 02:19 AM
Why that double dealing... She said that no one could repeatedly shoot her in the face like I could!

Seduce... Seduce.. unless you're talking about a completely different kind of shooting her in the face lol

Bruiser
01-27-2012, 02:25 AM
Nadiya rocks :)

K@le
01-27-2012, 02:28 AM
Nadya's sister works at the gas station in little san juan and when you buy enough gas she gives more presents then Nadiya ;)

Bruiser
01-27-2012, 02:39 AM
Nadya's sister works at the gas station in little san juan and when you buy enough gas she gives more presents then Nadiya ;)

Has this been confirmed by others? I need to outlay 815k just to have a look...

K@le
01-27-2012, 04:23 AM
Has this been confirmed by others? I need to outlay 815k just to have a look...

By me yes......

Ffej
01-27-2012, 04:33 AM
I don't see what all the fuss is over this tramp. I have been trying for days now, and she has only put out once. Starting to think she does not like my hardware (IPad with CCHD that is)

Bruiser
01-27-2012, 04:38 AM
Ok so I tapped her sister at the servo with 1000 energy for 2 drops, I'll see how I go in the morning and hope her sister puts out more :)

Swifty
01-27-2012, 07:18 AM
Nadya dropped 5 guns in 7 clicks for me this morning.

This after a run where she was dropped 2 in 20.

Small sample statistics are extremely variable.

Joeycool
01-27-2012, 08:08 AM
Anyone think its a bit wierd how you "seduce" Nadya... by shooting her in the face. Repeatedly. With a gun??

Max Power
01-27-2012, 08:12 AM
Anyone think its a bit wierd how you "seduce" Nadya... by shooting her in the face. Repeatedly. With a gun??

Maybe it's a paintball gun shooting pellets, filled with the proper "foundation" and blush, since she is an autumn, or something.....

Joeycool
01-27-2012, 08:14 AM
Maybe it's a paintball gun shooting pellets, filled with the proper "foundation" and blush, since she is an autumn, or something.....

ahhhh... that'll be why I'm loosing so many fights. Need to get me a proper gun!

Tramp Stamp
01-27-2012, 09:42 AM
Maybe it's a paintball gun shooting pellets, filled with the proper "foundation" and blush, since she is an autumn, or something.....

http://www.theaterhopper.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/makeup_shotgun.jpg

..........

Tramp Stamp
01-27-2012, 09:44 AM
Nadya's sister works at the gas station in little san juan and when you buy enough gas she gives more presents then Nadiya ;)

This location was nerfed by 50% as of the Jan 16 data set.

Bruiser
01-27-2012, 02:03 PM
This location was nerfed by 50% as of the Jan 16 data set.

Thanks Tramp...I found that Nadya still offers better returns then her sister at the gas station.

Joe Brown1
01-27-2012, 08:32 PM
I tried the gas station repeatedly about a week ago and had worse luck than little miss N

BigCheese
01-28-2012, 01:05 AM
almost there. 491 down and 9 more to go. after this I'm going to finish as much map mission as possible.

faridurr
01-29-2012, 10:30 PM
Yeah my luck ran out… got to 194 from 164 in 3 days, now can't get to 200 over the weekends. Nothing in 3 days :(

Bruiser
01-29-2012, 10:32 PM
Yeah my luck ran outů got to 194 from 164 in 3 days, now can't get to 200 over the weekends. Nothing in 3 days :(

She is outta town on the weekends mate, try again today ;)

faridurr
01-29-2012, 10:40 PM
Should have just went to the boardwalk for the weekend

Swifty
01-30-2012, 05:13 AM
I am 0 for my last 10 clicks.

Very streaky.

faridurr
01-30-2012, 06:32 AM
AnY one want to check the codes and let us know if anything changed? (srry for killing the extended metaphorical joke btw)

BigCheese
01-30-2012, 07:46 AM
i got 15 over the weekend. My m4 mission is completed. Now what else to loot ?

faridurr
01-30-2012, 08:33 AM
NATO gas mask Or double decker sounds like a good option

BigCheese
01-30-2012, 08:38 AM
which location give better drop rate ?

Max Power
01-30-2012, 10:28 AM
I have moved on to Double Deckers. I chose the airport because it required less useless weapons for me to buy.

Anymore, when looking at looting new items, the dollars I have't to spend on useless fire axes is in the millions......

Tramp Stamp
01-30-2012, 10:49 AM
the dollars I have't to spend on useless fire axes is in the millions......

$2,430,000 to be exact. It's the biggest outlay for non-vehicle questing items. Eating nearly a million dollars worth of, in my opinion, even more worthless Assault Rifles to unlock Nadya was a little tough to take.

Twinkie
01-30-2012, 10:54 AM
I have moved on to Double Deckers. I chose the airport because it required less useless weapons for me to buy.

Anymore, when looking at looting new items, the dollars I have't to spend on useless fire axes is in the millions......

I found the army base to be pretty good. Buy in is like 1.7 mil (6 Vipers, and a whole lotta melee stuff). You guys may want to check with the statisticians on this site to see what location, airport or army, has a better drop rate.

I got 14 DD since Saturday ;););)

Max Power
01-30-2012, 10:55 AM
$2,430,000 to be exact. It's the biggest outlay for non-vehicle questing items. Eating nearly a million dollars worth of, in my opinion, even more worthless Assault Rifles to unlock Nadya was a little tough to take.

Yup, wanna try the Army Base for double deckers, but will the cash outlay to open that spot pay for itself with only incremental increases in drop rate? I am guessing no.

Tramp Stamp
01-30-2012, 10:55 AM
Army Base is best for both energy and exp.

erik
01-30-2012, 10:28 PM
Looking forward to joining y'all soon at the base. 444 M4s and counting. Mafia Size 443 lol. Need to start farming mafia!

faridurr
01-30-2012, 10:37 PM
got my 200th today. half way there.. almost.

quick question respect point per stat wise is 100 night vision goggles better then 100 whips? (in other word what should i get first nvg or whips)

erik
01-30-2012, 10:55 PM
IMO whips. Try never to buy something you will replace later on, especially when it comes to RP which = your time.

PS Great work on getting your first 200.

Dillinja
02-01-2012, 07:56 AM
It's gone from 'seducing' to 'clipping' when tapping Nadia....and now she aint giving up any M4's. She preferred it when i seduced her by putting a bullet in her face :/

doug19
02-01-2012, 08:03 AM
Since it was changed to 'clipping' has she stopped putting out?

BigCheese
02-01-2012, 08:07 AM
Nadya and I had a mutual agreement. I will leave her alone for now until FZ increase the mafia cap. I accidentally overkill my m4 to 501 unit :P

Max Power
02-01-2012, 08:12 AM
Everybody is trying to get 500 M4s. Yet they have RPGs in their inventory. You can pretty much stop on the M4s once the RPGs fill out the balance to 500. At 465 M4s. my attack was gaining by 1 attack point.

You don't need 500 necessarily.

clo
02-01-2012, 09:24 AM
Nadya has stopped putting out. That whore.

Stitch
02-01-2012, 11:46 AM
I've finally saved up all of my candy monies to have 30 seconds of fun with her. She put out 3 times of my 5 advances!

whocareswhatmynameis
02-01-2012, 01:02 PM
Everybody is trying to get 500 M4s. Yet they have RPGs in their inventory. You can pretty much stop on the M4s once the RPGs fill out the balance to 500. At 465 M4s. my attack was gaining by 1 attack point.

You don't need 500 necessarily.

M4A1 has a better defense than RPG. That's why everybody is rushing to get 500!

bredo2
02-01-2012, 01:22 PM
why does anyone care about defense :) I stopped at 399 m4's as i fill out rest attack-wise with better weapons.

Just sync buildings and dont keep millions on hand!

Bruiser
02-01-2012, 02:07 PM
why does anyone care about defense :) I stopped at 399 m4's as i fill out rest attack-wise with better weapons.

Just sync buildings and dont keep millions on hand!

At higher levels you need millions on hand when doing upgrades etc, its just nice to have some insurance when doing it :)

clo
02-01-2012, 02:35 PM
Is it just me or is clipping Nadya producing less results than seducing her? 2000 energy and nothing...

Bruiser
02-01-2012, 03:02 PM
I was getting 3 per 10 hits (1700 energy) and lately that's dropped to 2 per 10. Not much but annoying enough as i want to move on from the M4A1's :)

Tramp Stamp
02-01-2012, 05:51 PM
No change in drop rate.

Bruiser
02-01-2012, 06:21 PM
No change in drop rate.

I figured as much, as the same drops have happened for me over the past week...

Swifty
02-01-2012, 07:04 PM
What bugs me is the extreme streakiness.

0 for 20 and then 3 for 5.

deuces
02-01-2012, 07:12 PM
Mine hasnt been that extreme yet, i keep on getting pissed at her for like 24 hours, then i'll level up and get 3 in 7 and all is forgiven.

Joe Brown1
02-01-2012, 07:20 PM
I definitely noticed a decrease in drops over the last several days from N.

erik
02-01-2012, 10:03 PM
5 for 7 in my last run in with her. Cant recruit mafia faster than M4s now.




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Bruiser
02-01-2012, 10:05 PM
just went 4-12 :) on the level up