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J.J.
01-17-2012, 08:25 PM
I just thought this would be a fun discussion...what would you do for a job if you had to work in your hood? Would you be an IT guru at the internet company? A pirate bartender at the pirate tavern? A sales clerk at the smoke shop?

I think I'd go to work in one of my gentleman's clubs. :eek:

Rarelibra
01-17-2012, 08:27 PM
I just thought this would be a fun discussion...what would you do for a job if you had to work in your hood? Would you be an IT guru at the internet company? A pirate bartender at the pirate tavern? A sales clerk at the smoke shop?

I think I'd go to work in one of my gentleman's clubs. :eek:

I would be working hard at the Internet Company to spend those hard earned dollars supporting your income at night.

DCjG
01-17-2012, 08:30 PM
Since I'm a pirate bartender IRL, I'd have to go with that.

Side note... JJ talking about working a gentleman's club is bound to get. " p3nis advantage" spam post at some point. ;)

J.J.
01-17-2012, 08:32 PM
I would be working hard at the Internet Company to spend those hard earned dollars supporting your income at night.

Sweet! I think it would be fun to bartend in a place like that, so I'd hook you up with some drinks. I'm not quite top heavy enough to dance in one of those places lol.

Rarelibra
01-17-2012, 08:35 PM
Sweet! I think it would be fun to bartend in a place like that, so I'd hook you up with some drinks. I'm not quite top heavy enough to dance in one of those places lol.

Judging by your pics, you are quite beautiful. Don't kid yourself that you have to have double Ds to be effective. Most of the time it's like chocolate chips - just the right amount does you right. Anything in excess, well... ;)

DCjG
01-17-2012, 08:44 PM
Supermodels aren't typically top heavy and they are generally considered to be some of the most beautiful in the world.

I have to say though.... You can never have too many chips in a cookie. All my pirate bartender buddies agree.

J.J.
01-17-2012, 08:44 PM
Judging by your pics, you are quite beautiful. Don't kid yourself that you have to have double Ds to be effective. Most of the time it's like chocolate chips - just the right amount does you right. Anything in excess, well... ;)

Haha well thank you. I have a friend who moved out to Cali. who used to dance in one of those establishments. I was there one night hanging out & she was telling her manager that he should hire me there. The guy said "Hmm...cute face, but not quite enough up top." I think the minimum to work there was a set of DD's. My friend actually had a lot bigger than that, but what's funny is that once she started making all this money, she would go out to eat for pretty much every meal she had everyday. She gained a whole lot of weight & they laid her off. It's a pretty crazy business, my friend always had some pretty interesting stories to tell about co-workers and customers.

k0de
01-17-2012, 08:45 PM
Well, ideally I'd be a DJ at the Techno Club. Unfortunately, I don't have a Techno Club (and have no intention of buying one) so I'd probably end up being the dude who mops the jizz up off the floor at the Adult Movie Theatre. FML.



I think I'd go to work in one of my gentleman's clubs. :eek:
What sort of things go on in a Gentleman's Club?
Anyway, if that doesn't work out, my Sports Bar has a Topless Tuesdays/Cheap Jugs Nite. 8 bucks an hour plus tips.

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01-17-2012, 08:55 PM
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J.J.
01-17-2012, 08:59 PM
Well, ideally I'd be a DJ at the Techno Club. Unfortunately, I don't have a Techno Club (and have no intention of buying one) so I'd probably end up being the dude who mops the jizz up off the floor at the Adult Movie Theatre. FML.


What sort of things go on in a Gentleman's Club?
Anyway, if that doesn't work out, my Sports Bar has a Topless Tuesdays/Cheap Jugs Nite. 8 bucks an hour plus tips.

DJ'ing is a cool job, my ex bf does a lot of that, mostly plays dnb.

What goes on in a gentleman's club? I'm guessing you've never been to one. Well, they're like big dark lounges with a few stages for girls to dance on where they obviously take off all their clothes. There's a bar, but more than likely drinks will be really overpriced. People can either sit at tables or sit down right at one of the stages to watch a girl dance. They take their $ and stick it in her g-string, etc. When she's done, she'll hang out & be social with the guys & offer to give private dances. The private dances will run you $50 or more. The girl will take you to a secluded room and grind all over you for a while. Sometimes more does go on according to what I've heard, but anyway that's basically what it's like.


Oh & mods get the spam out thanks!

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01-17-2012, 09:03 PM
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k0de
01-17-2012, 09:06 PM
That's what I figured. A titty bar with a rub'n'tug out the back. Well, guess it beats mopping up jizz.

J.J.
01-17-2012, 09:12 PM
That's what I figured. A titty bar with a rub'n'tug out the back. Well, guess it beats mopping up jizz.

Haha yeah, the adult movie theatre would be a scary place to work, you'd need that hazmat suit that's a loot item to work there.

G Wiz
01-17-2012, 09:13 PM
Id work in an abandoned building....lol

Tren
01-17-2012, 09:26 PM
Casino fo sho

Personality any day over D's

Babytway
01-17-2012, 09:30 PM
I would work at the underboss house seeing as though im his best robber in the outfit

Rarelibra
01-17-2012, 09:40 PM
I would work at the underboss house seeing as though im his best robber in the outfit

as long as you wear a fedora...

Tramp Stamp
01-17-2012, 09:40 PM
I'll go with Crematorium.

Wait, too creepy.

Carousel.

Chironex
01-17-2012, 09:47 PM
Ideally, I'd be running the Nightclub so i can let all the pretty JJ's in:)

Tramp Stamp
01-17-2012, 09:55 PM
Ideally, I'd be running the Nightclub so i can let all the pretty JJ's in:)

And with the other Nightclub you can be much looser with the rules. People will call it "Animal Farm".

k0de
01-17-2012, 10:01 PM
Ideally, I'd be running the Nightclub so i can let all the pretty JJ's in:)
You know they're only using you to get free cocaine, right? Oh, you didn't? Yeah, you sound just like every promoter/club owner I've ever met. SPOILER ALERT!: You're not gonna get any.

Duke.0
01-17-2012, 10:02 PM
Casino for me

I picture my self in like an Ocean's Eleven type atmosphere :)

Not the new one, the one with Dean Martin, Sammy, Frank etc...

schnuffler
01-17-2012, 10:06 PM
I'd work at the Dominican Restaurant as the chef! Have no idea what the dominicans eat, but I'm a quick learner. Bacon and Chilli make everything better in any case.

Failing that I would work security in the Upscale Club.

xclusiv
01-17-2012, 10:31 PM
ill work at the gentlemans club lol

Bruiser
01-17-2012, 10:45 PM
ill work at the gentlemans club lol

Sounds like a great place to work, although I would work at Boardwalk Shooting Gallery, how much money must they be raking in with all this farming going on...It must be the wealthiest shooting game worldwide :D

dudeman
01-17-2012, 10:49 PM
Sniper's den as a day job, crematorium as a night job.

Dillinja
01-18-2012, 01:37 AM
I would be the head of security where JJ would be working, making sure she is safe and enjoying a few perks of the job also ;)

BBz
01-18-2012, 02:32 AM
Muay Thai gym as it's my hobby

Amber_
01-18-2012, 04:13 AM
I would probably hang out at the jazz/blues club (since I'm a jazz drummer) most of the time, and when I feel for a break I just walk down the block to buy some sushi and weed at the smoke shop. :cool:

J.J.
01-18-2012, 05:34 AM
and when I feel for a break I just walk down the block to buy some sushi and weed at the smoke shop. :cool:

That's what I'm talkin about! Let me join you girl.

Max Power
01-18-2012, 05:48 AM
Having been a tavern bartender for 20 years and having had friends who have managed strip clubs (nothing Gentlemanly about spending wads of cash to get girls to pay attention to you) I think I will give those two professions a pass.

Maybe I will own an upscale club.

Dillinja
01-18-2012, 06:05 AM
Having been a tavern bartender for 20 years and having had friends who have managed strip clubs (nothing Gentlemanly about spending wads of cash to get girls to pay attention to you) I think I will give those two professions a pass.

Maybe I will own an upscale club.

Off-topic but Cash is the best aphrodisiac, you ever seen a billionaire with an ugly wife? nope i didnt think so either

Anubis
01-18-2012, 06:47 AM
DJ'ing is a cool job, my ex bf does a lot of that, mostly plays dnb.

What goes on in a gentleman's club? I'm guessing you've never been to one. Well, they're like big dark lounges with a few stages for girls to dance on where they obviously take off all their clothes. There's a bar, but more than likely drinks will be really overpriced. People can either sit at tables or sit down right at one of the stages to watch a girl dance. They take their $ and stick it in her g-string, etc. When she's done, she'll hang out & be social with the guys & offer to give private dances. The private dances will run you $50 or more. The girl will take you to a secluded room and grind all over you for a while. Sometimes more does go on according to what I've heard, but anyway that's basically what it's like.

I DJ DnB and Dubstep, only as a hobby though and still use Vinyl.

I would be the owner of both gentleman clubs where both amber and JJ will get double pay, free booze, weed, and whatever else they might desire (being the owner I supose I might want the odd favour here n there :P). Babytway I would lock in an abandoned building surrounded by Missile turrets incase she thinks about escaping.

Noodles would work in my sushi bar
Joeycool and cooz can own the blues clubs and pirate taverns
Trampstamp wouldnt have a job, he'd be bebegging on the strrets (but I'd make sure he's fed)
Payam would work in my Ice Cream shop.


3 money/defence buildings I'd like to see: Prison, massage palour, & execution chamber

BigCheese
01-18-2012, 06:55 AM
hmm... i cant find any plce to work on CC hood. nth match my real job.

Rarelibra
01-18-2012, 07:12 AM
Off-topic but Cash is the best aphrodisiac, you ever seen a billionaire with an ugly wife? nope i didnt think so either

Ugly is much different than happy - and ugly is also a term best life in the eye of the beholder. If you like plastic, that is.

Rarelibra
01-18-2012, 07:13 AM
Sniper's den as a day job, crematorium as a night job.

This is, by far, the best answer so far... after JJ's, that is.

Max Power
01-18-2012, 07:25 AM
Off-topic but Cash is the best aphrodisiac, you ever seen a billionaire with an ugly wife? nope i didnt think so either

It's interesting......when one of my friends got a GM gig at the best strip club in town, he was really psyched about working with the girls, xmas parties, hook-ups etc. After a year he was singing a different tune. While you can't say anything is 100%, I would say 95% of the "dancers" in those places are complete users with a constant craving for attention and massive insecurities. The other 5% seem somewhat normal, are smoking hot and don't want student loans.

Amber_
01-18-2012, 08:42 AM
Anubis would work at my chappels, marrying drunk CC-couples. Tramp stamp at the internet company (of course). J.J. would be the star of every movie showing at my adult movie theatres. Khung at my comedy clubs.. Oh and hatter can run my laundromats

Anubis
01-18-2012, 08:46 AM
Anubis would work at my chappels, marrying drunk CC-couples. Tramp stamp at the internet company (of course). J.J. would be the star of every movie showing at my adult movie theatres. Khung at my comedy clubs.. Oh and hatter can run my laundromats

Made me lol, but really it should be you and JJ working in the same films being shown at the adult movie theatres. I also doubt I could work at the chappel, Id prob end up getting married there on a weekly basis though. You could make me manager of the LM madhatter will be working in :mad:!

BBz
01-18-2012, 10:34 AM
Made me lol, but really it should be you and JJ working in the same films being shown at the adult movie theatres. I also doubt I could work at the chappel, Id prob end up getting married there on a weekly basis though. You could make me manager of the LM madhatter will be working in :mad:!

Lol you could not cope with hatter. You would prob be on the sick with stress within a week. Although I do see you as the Dot Cotten type.... Maybe you the job would suit you fine buddy

BBz
01-18-2012, 10:37 AM
Anubis would work at my chappels, marrying drunk CC-couples. Tramp stamp at the internet company (of course). J.J. would be the star of every movie showing at my adult movie theatres. Khung at my comedy clubs.. Oh and hatter can run my laundromats

I'd so be selling all the girls dirty knickers on the side 2 make a quick buck. I recon they would fetch quite the price on eBay coupled with DVDs I pirate from the adult movie theateters.

And forum members interested pm my for a good deal.....

Anubis
01-18-2012, 10:40 AM
Lol you could not cope with hatter. You would prob be on the sick with stress within a week. Although I do see you as the Dot Cotten type.... Maybe you the job would suit you fine buddy

Dot Cotton is my hero!

BBz
01-18-2012, 10:50 AM
Yeah I like dot Cotten too. She seems real nice... I'd so get on with her in real life....

Oh yeah thanks for the pm Anubis. Paypals fine mate, you want me too ship the items to your billing address?

vitus79
01-18-2012, 11:01 AM
hanging around with my homies at the basketball court all day, selling some weed and try to become next "air jordan" finally ^^

Anubis
01-18-2012, 11:11 AM
hanging around with my homies at the basketball court all day, selling some weed and try to become next "air jordan" finally ^^

I'd maybe then set up my mafia selling coke on street corners, in the nightclub, the gents clubs, and the Laundry Mats in an attempt to become the next Pablo Escabo


Oh yeah thanks for the pm Anubis. Paypals fine mate, you want me too ship the items to your billing address?

We talking about the 'insert spam medication here' I ordered?

BBz
01-18-2012, 11:15 AM
I'd maybe then set up my mafia selling coke on street corners, in the nightclub, the gents clubs, and the Laundry Mats in an attempt to become the next Pablo Escabo

?

Whats the quality of the fabric?

Tramp Stamp
01-18-2012, 11:50 AM
Off-topic but Cash is the best aphrodisiac, you ever seen a billionaire with an ugly wife? nope i didnt think so either

Hm, you're looking in the wrong places. The "arm candy" guys are usually the nouveau riche--insecure and flashy in an attempt to hang out with the big guys. Old and smart money guys are usually associated with women many would consider homely, though you rarely hear about ugly or quickie divorces in those cases. Astrid Menks, Susan Buffet, and Melinda Gates were never lookers. Larry Ellison is an exception. He gets married to some attractive woman every other week, though that kinda proves my point.

EDIT: Forgot Rupert Murdoch, of course.

Tramp Stamp
01-18-2012, 11:53 AM
Trampstamp wouldnt have a job, he'd be bebegging on the strrets (but I'd make sure he's fed)

So just like real life except I'd get some food out of it. Sounds good to me.


Tramp stamp at the internet company (of course).

Sorry sweetie but you're not getting any free gold. It's the only leverage I have with Anubis for my food and I can't risk inflation.

deuces
01-18-2012, 12:42 PM
Please to be adding medical marijuana dispensaries so i have somewhere to spend my time CC!!

Anubis
01-18-2012, 12:51 PM
Sorry sweetie but you're not getting any free gold. It's the only leverage I have with Anubis for my food and I can't risk inflation.

This is why your on my streets. You got offered an amazing job but turned it down :/

These food bills mount up you know?

Take the job, be a better person than fuzio and give some free gold to her (women like gold - I tihnk), and pay me back my food money!

Amber_
01-18-2012, 12:51 PM
I'd so be selling all the girls dirty knickers on the side 2 make a quick buck. I recon they would fetch quite the price on eBay coupled with DVDs I pirate from the adult movie theateters.

And forum members interested pm my for a good deal.....


Hahaha you're pretty funny sometimes :D

BBz
01-18-2012, 01:17 PM
Hahaha you're pretty funny sometimes :D


Thanks.......... ;)

Dorian Gray
01-18-2012, 02:15 PM
I would probably hang out at the jazz/blues club (since I'm a jazz drummer) most of the time, and when I feel for a break I just walk down the block to buy some sushi and weed at the smoke shop. :cool:

I guess I'd be hangin out with you trying to keep up on the piano.

Anybody got the bass and guitar covered, maybe a sax or some horns?

I was gonna say you can have all the sushi, but after the weed I might change my mind about that. ;)

BBz
01-18-2012, 02:16 PM
I guess I'd be hangin out with you trying to keep up on the piano.

Anybody got the bass and guitar covered, maybe a sax or some horns?

I was gonna say you can have all the sushi, but after the weed I might change my mind about that. ;)

I play air guitar.............

Max Power
01-18-2012, 02:53 PM
The "arm candy" guys are usually the nouveau riche--insecure and flashy in an attempt to hang out with the big guys.

In the words of Kevin Spacey in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil....... "Remember, it's not the nouveau that's important-it's the riche".

One of the best movie quotes ever.

CalaisV8
01-18-2012, 04:44 PM
Well Id work at the gun shop and give the dude at the tatto shop Sumer M4 A1 for free tatts.

dudeman
01-18-2012, 04:51 PM
I'll go with Crematorium.

Wait, too creepy.

Carousel.

Parents, get your kids inside and lock the door.

Tramp Stamp
01-18-2012, 10:52 PM
Parents, get your kids inside and lock the door.

He's climbin in yo windows. He's snatchin yo people up. Tryna to **** 'em all so ya need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife (x3).