Leetfeet
11-06-2011, 10:19 AM
Just an experiment. I can't be the only one who is absolutely puzzled at certain requirements for jobs. So rather than *****ing let's make up our own stories as to why you need 27 knives to dump toxic waste. Or 30 bats to beat up one person. Here's my go:
The infamous blue container dialogue:
Stupid Hoodling: "Boss, I got a great gig scoped! We stealthily hide our supplies in an unused container at the Junkyard. Might even find some other goodies when we are there!"
Boss: "Aiit. Do it. Take Jimmy Toothless with you and go."
Mafia Advisor: "WHOA. whoa.. Wadda ya doin?? Can't just do a gig with no swagger! Take 8 bikes, 20 Uzis, drive around the container and pepper it full holes first. THEN you carefully plant the package in there. That way we get rep and firmly mark our territory! HAHAA!"
Stupid Hoodling: "But..""
Mafia Advisor: "Did I studder?? Go!"
Or the suger in the tank dialogue:
Stupid Hoodling: "Ey that foreman is acting like a royal tit, we need to make an example to show our dominance.."
Boss: *high as a kite*: "Teehee! Go sugar his tank come nightfall and leave a note with at least three "or else" sentences" *snicker*
Stupid Hoodling: "Im on it!"
Mafia Advisor intercepts Stupid Hoodling and whispers: "You know the boss is feeling a little under the weather.. Go do the gig, no problem. But... Take 40 shotguns. Make your own sugar rounds. And pump about 300 slugs into that tank in broad daylight when the foreman is at work and his car is just outside his office. That'll do. That'll do.."
Stupid Hoodling: "Are you sure thi..."
Mafia Advisor: " DID I STUDDER? Get da fook ouda ere!"
-.-
The infamous blue container dialogue:
Stupid Hoodling: "Boss, I got a great gig scoped! We stealthily hide our supplies in an unused container at the Junkyard. Might even find some other goodies when we are there!"
Boss: "Aiit. Do it. Take Jimmy Toothless with you and go."
Mafia Advisor: "WHOA. whoa.. Wadda ya doin?? Can't just do a gig with no swagger! Take 8 bikes, 20 Uzis, drive around the container and pepper it full holes first. THEN you carefully plant the package in there. That way we get rep and firmly mark our territory! HAHAA!"
Stupid Hoodling: "But..""
Mafia Advisor: "Did I studder?? Go!"
Or the suger in the tank dialogue:
Stupid Hoodling: "Ey that foreman is acting like a royal tit, we need to make an example to show our dominance.."
Boss: *high as a kite*: "Teehee! Go sugar his tank come nightfall and leave a note with at least three "or else" sentences" *snicker*
Stupid Hoodling: "Im on it!"
Mafia Advisor intercepts Stupid Hoodling and whispers: "You know the boss is feeling a little under the weather.. Go do the gig, no problem. But... Take 40 shotguns. Make your own sugar rounds. And pump about 300 slugs into that tank in broad daylight when the foreman is at work and his car is just outside his office. That'll do. That'll do.."
Stupid Hoodling: "Are you sure thi..."
Mafia Advisor: " DID I STUDDER? Get da fook ouda ere!"
-.-