Get your film taste rated here

[The Movie Critic]

As a film genius/expert my rating will be indisputable. I will rate objectively rather than based on my own personal taste. The rating system goes: Rock hard > Erect > Semi > Flaccid > Dysfunctional > OBESE

To get your taste rated please post your top 10 movies and top 10 film directors. You don't have to do both however it will provide a more accurate rating.

NOTE: Please limit your lists to one movie per director. Fanboyism will not be tolerated here and will result in an automatic OBESE rating.

POWER rankings:

Rock hard

Max Power



Erect

sister morphine
PC77
Flyingsquad23
Red BD
namedud
Nighteg
Winnson



Semi

Vile Lynn
HavingFun



Flaccid

Legalious
Bad Fish
beartrap
Dipstik
Ant venom



Dysfunctional

TMI
Evan



OBESE

Oasis
TxTireMan
I love tacos

[Vile Lynn]

Tim Burton (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Hayao Miyazaki (Howl's Moving Castle)
Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead)
Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill I & II)
David Fincher (Girl with the Dragon Tatoo)
Andrew Stanton (Finding Nemo)
Hideki Takayama (Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend)
Andy & Lana Wachowskis (The Matrix Trilogy)
George Lukas (Star Wars)
Stephen Spielberg (Indiana Jones & Raiders of the Lost Ark)

[Dipstik]

I couldn't name ten movie directors.

[The Movie Critic]

Then only name 10 movies.

[Vile Lynn]

What is "fanboyism"?

[Oasis]

Star Wars 1
Star Wars 2
Star Wars 3
Star Wars 4
Star Wars 5
Star Wars 6
I’m sure:
Star Wars 7
Star Wars 8
Star Wars 9
Star Wars 10

[The Movie Critic]

NOTE: Please limit your lists to one movie per director. Fanboyism will not be tolerated here and will result in an automatic OBESE rating.

Oasis, you are OBESE.

[The Movie Critic]

What is "fanboyism"?

Look at Oasis's post for an example.

[sister morphine]

Hmm, in absolutely no order (and these could easily change tomorrow)

Toy Story
The Godfather
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (my favourite of the three as its on a more human scale)
Badlands
Rear Window
Metropolis (I'm torn between this and Dr Mabuse, der Spieler, but only allowed one Fritz Lang)
The Dark Knight
Do The Right Thing
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
On The Waterfront

[TMI]

The Matrix
That movie with those little elf things with big feet
That Stars Wars parody Mel Gibson did, with Barf and the Schwartz
Artificial Intelligence
That movie with those rogue cops, and there's a scene where the kid in the back says "snarlzberries taste like snarlzberries" as he licks the window
Uncle Buck
Any one of the Chevy Chase family vacation movies
1984
The movie that had Guy Fawkes in it.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

[The Movie Critic]

Hmm, in absolutely no order (and these could easily change tomorrow)

Toy Story
The Godfather
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (my favourite of the three as its on a more human scale)
Badlands
Rear Window
Metropolis (I'm torn between this and Dr Mabuse, der Spieler, but only allowed one Fritz Lang)
The Dark Knight
Do The Right Thing
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
On The Waterfront

sister morphine, you are Erect.

[The Movie Critic]

The Matrix
That movie with those little elf things with big feet
That Stars Wars parody Mel Gibson did, with Barf and the Schwartz
Artificial Intelligence
That movie with those rogue cops, and there's a scene where the kid in the back says "snarlzberries taste like snarlzberries" as he licks the window
Uncle Buck
Any one of the Chevy Chase family vacation movies
1984
The movie that had Guy Fawkes in it.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

TMI, you are Dysfunctional.

[TMI]

OH COME ON!!!

Ok, I change The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants to Spies like us

[The Movie Critic]

OH COME ON!!!

Ok, I change The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants to Spies like us

TMI, you are still Dysfunctional.

[legalious]

Blazing Saddles
Half Baked
Nightmare on Elm St (original)
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pitch Perfect
Hercules (Disney)
Batman Returns
Avatar
Godzilla (newest)
Star Wars Episode 3

[Bad Fish]

the princess bride
book of eli
talladega nights
seven psychopaths
it's a wonderful life
no country for old men
friday
life of pi
training day
hot tub time machine

[PC77]

In no particular order:
Goodfellas
Scarface
Point Break
The Matrix
Terminator 2
Trainspotting
Se7en
Salt
Boyz in the Hood
Training Day

[The Movie Critic]

Blazing Saddles
Half Baked
Nightmare on Elm St (original)
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pitch Perfect
Hercules (Disney)
Batman Returns
Avatar
Godzilla (newest)
Star Wars Episode 3

Legalious, you are Flaccid.

[The Movie Critic]

the princess bride
book of eli
talladega nights
bubba ho tep
it's a wonderful life
finding nemo
friday
life of pi
training day
hot tub time machine

Bad Fish, you are Flaccid.

[The Movie Critic]

In no particular order:
Goodfellas
Scarface
Point Break
The Matrix
Terminator 2
Trainspotting
Se7en
Salt
Boyz in the Hood
Training Day

PC77, you are Erect.

[The Movie Critic]

Tim Burton (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Hayao Miyazaki (Howl's Moving Castle)
Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead)
Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill I & II)
David Fincher (Girl with the Dragon Tatoo)
Andrew Stanton (Finding Nemo)
Hideki Takayama (Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend)
Andy & Lana Wachowskis (The Matrix Trilogy)
George Lukas (Star Wars)
Stephen Spielberg (Indiana Jones & Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Vile Lynn, you are Semi.

[PC77]

@Movie Critic, what's your Top 10 movies?

[Flyingsquad23]

Planes,Trains and automobiles-John Hughes
Django unchained- Tarantino
Titanic- James Cameron
Almost famous- Cameron Crowe
Animal house- John Landis
Man on fire- tony Scott
Shawshank redemption- Frank Darabont
Forrest Gump- Robert Zemeckis
City of God- Fernando Meirelles
The unusual suspects- Bryan Singer

[The Movie Critic]

@Movie Critic, what's your Top 10 movies?

The Dark Knight
American History X
Scarface
Fight Club
A Clockwork Orange
Saving Private Ryan
Forrest Gump
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Anchorman
Whiplash

[The Movie Critic]

Planes,Trains and automobiles-John Hughes
Django unchained- Tarantino
Titanic- James Cameron
Almost famous- Cameron Crowe
Animal house- John Landis
Man on fire- tony Scott
Shawshank redemption- Frank Darabont
Forrest Gump- Robert Zemeckis
City of God- Fernando Meirelles
The unusual suspects- Bryan Singer

Flyingsquad23, you are Erect.

[beartrap]

The Mask
Silent Hill
Bridesmaids
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Alien
Spaceballs
Matrix
From Dusk Till Dawn
Die Hard

[PC77]

The Dark Knight
American History X
Scarface
Fight Club
A Clockwork Orange
Saving Private Ryan
Forrest Gump
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Anchorman
Whiplash

Not bad but Anchorman sucks. The only thing worst than it was Anchorman 2

[The Movie Critic]

The Mask
Silent Hill
Bridesmaids
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Alien
Spaceballs
Matrix
From Dusk Till Dawn
Die Hard

beartrap, you are Flaccid.

[The Movie Critic]

Not bad but Anchorman sucks. The only thing worst than it was Anchorman 2

Anchorman 2 was quite terrible indeed. Huge disappointment considering I thought the original was hilarious. Sequels for comedies almost never work.

[Winnson]

Alright, top ten favorite movies, in no particular order.

1. River's Edge
2. Blue's Brothers
3. Ace Ventura Pet Detective
4. The Big Lebowski
5. Scarface
6. They Live
7. Big Trouble in Little China
8. Star Wars
9. Wild at Heart (David Lynch)
10. The Matrix

That is subject to change at any given moment, those were just the 10 best movies I could think of as I typed it.

[TxTireMan]

Boondock Saints
Fast & Furious 1
Fast5
Dark Knight x3
Gladiator
V for Vendetta
Phantom of the Opera

EDIT: not sure what how you're rating but....VileLynn is in my Rock Hard category ;)

[Winnson]

Oh yeah I wanted Boondock Saints on my list too I think, that movie was awesome.

I really liked Wolf of Wall Street and Mad Max: Fury Road too.

[The Movie Critic]

Boondock Saints
Fast & Furious 1
Fast5
Dark Knight x3
Gladiator
V for Vendetta
Phantom of the Opera

You have 3 films directed by Christopher Nolan. In the OP it is clearly stated to limit it to one per director or else get an OBESE rating. TxTireMan, you are OBESE.

[Winnson]

If we just list movies as they come to mind that we didn't include in our lists, does that help your analysis, or weaken it?

[The Movie Critic]

Alright, top ten favorite movies, in no particular order.

1. River's Edge
2. Blue's Brothers
3. Ace Ventura Pet Detective
4. The Big Lebowski
5. Scarface
6. They Live
7. Big Trouble in Little China
8. Star Wars
9. Wild at Heart (David Lynch)
10. The Matrix

That is subject to change at any given moment, those were just the 10 best movies I could think of as I typed it.

Winnson, you are Semi.

[The Movie Critic]

If we just list movies as they come to mind that we didn't include in our lists, does that help your analysis, or weaken it?

Doesn't do anything to the analysis, but listing your Top 10 favorite directors can help or weaken your analysis.

[Winnson]

OK, but is that ever subject to change, depending on what movies I prattle off as I think of them?

I mean, none of this is set in stone right?

[Winnson]

I bet to be rock hard you have to like really old stuff like the Marx Brothers, or Battleship Potemkin, right?

[The Movie Critic]

OK, but is that ever subject to change, depending on what movies I prattle off as I think of them?

I mean, none of this is set in stone right?

I only rate you based on the movies you provide in your Top 10 and your list of Top 10 film directors. Any extra films or directors mentioned outside of your Top 10 are not factored into your rating.

[The Movie Critic]

I bet to be rock hard you have to like really old stuff like the Marx Brothers, or Battleship Potemkin, right?

No, it doesn't have to be old stuff. Not all old stuff is good, not all modern stuff is good. I'd give rock hard to a list even if it included something released last year like Interstellar, Whiplash, Nightcrawler, or A Most Violent Year.

[Winnson]

Oh yeah and I forgot Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, that's got to be in my top 10

[The Movie Critic]

I don't know how you could've forgotten about that one considering the pic you use as your avy.

[Max Power]

The Usual Suspects
Citizen Kane
Shawshank Redemption
Godfather 1
Godfather 2
Boondock Saints
12 Angry Men
Schindler's List
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Rear Window

Honorable mention:
Dr Strangelove
Gladiator
Kill Bills
LA Confidential
Blade Runner
Gran Torino
Grand Budapest Hotel
Rocky
Office Space
Caddyshack
Animal House
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Bullett

[The Movie Critic]

The Usual Suspects
Citizen Kane
Shawshank Redemption
Godfather 1
Godfather 2
Boondock Saints
12 Angry Men
Schindler's List
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Rear Window

Honorable mention:
Dr Strangelove
Gladiator
Kill Bills
LA Confidential
Blade Runner
Gran Torino
Grand Budapest Hotel
Rocky
Office Space
Caddyshack
Animal House
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Bullett

You have two Coppola films in your list and it was listed in the OP to keep it to 1 per director or else get an OBESE rating.

I'm giving you a chance to edit your list instead of automatically giving you the OBESE rating because if it wasn't for that one tiny error, you would've been the first poster who's taste is rated as Rock hard.

[Red BD]

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai....
Neighbors
American History X
Drugstore Cowboy
It's a Wonderful Life
Syd and Nancy
Godfather
Twelve Angry Men
Dr Strangeglove
Hairspray (John Waters)

Others I can't recall too but sure that's true of many.

[Max Power]

You have two Coppola films in your list and it was listed in the OP to keep it to 1 per director or else get an OBESE rating.

I'm giving you a chance to edit your list instead of automatically giving you the OBESE rating because if it wasn't for that one tiny error, you would've been the first poster who's taste is rated as Rock hard.

Combine the two as they are really the same film, as I did with Kill Bills, and throw Gladiator in the top ten.

[The Movie Critic]

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai....
Neighbors
American History X
Drugstore Cowboy
It's a Wonderful Life
Syd and Nancy
Godfather
Twelve Angry Men
Dr Strangeglove
Hairspray (John Waters)

Others I can't recall too but sure that's true of many.

Red BD, you are Erect.

[The Movie Critic]

Combine the two as they are really the same film, as I did with Kill Bills, and throw Gladiator in the top ten.

Max Power, you are Rock hard.

[Dipstik]

Maurice
Beautiful Thing
Get Real
Trick
Big Eden
Latter Days
Brokeback Mountain
Shelter
Milk
A Single Man

[namedud]

In no particular order:


Pulp Fiction
Forrest Gump
Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope (honorable mentions to episodes V and VI)
Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke
The Shining
(Indiana Jones) Raiders of the Lost Ark (honorable mentions to Temple of Doom and The Last Crusade)
The Departed
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Stripes
The Aristocrats

[The Movie Critic]

Maurice
Beautiful Thing
Get Real
Trick
Big Eden
Latter Days
Brokeback Mountain
Shelter
Milk
A Single Man

Dipstik, you are Flaccid.

[The Movie Critic]

In no particular order:


Pulp Fiction
Forrest Gump
Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope (honorable mentions to episodes V and VI)
Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke
The Shining
(Indiana Jones) Raiders of the Lost Ark (honorable mentions to Temple of Doom and The Last Crusade)
The Departed
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Stripes
The Aristocrats


namedud, you are Erect.

[Dipstik]

Dipstik, you are Flaccid.

I was rock hard... Trust me!

[Nighteg]

1. Terminator 2
2. Matrix 1
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
5. Cabin in the woods
6. Batman begins
7. Die hard 3
8. Schindler's List
9. Gladiator
10. Braveheart

edit: apparently i can't have same director twice :(

Honorable mention: Aliens and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

[Max Power]

I forgot to put Repo Man on my honorable mention list. My brother and I still quote that film.

[The Movie Critic]

1. Terminator 2
2. Matrix 1
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
5. Cabin in the woods
6. Batman begins
7. Die hard 3
8. Schindler's List
9. Gladiator
10. Braveheart

edit: apparently i can't have same director twice :(

Honorable mention: Aliens and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Nighteg, you are Erect.

[PC77]

Here's a 2nd list of some good ones:

Heat (Amazed it hasn't popped up by now and would be in my origanal Top 10)
Law Abiding Citizen
Wolf of Wall Street
The Departed
The Dark Knight
Capt America Winter Soldier
Collateral
Face Off
True Romance
Snatch

[The Movie Critic]

Here's a 2nd list of some good ones:

Heat (Amazed it hasn't popped up by now and would be in my origanal Top 10)
Law Abiding Citizen
Wolf of Wall Street
The Departed
The Dark Knight
Capt America Winter Soldier
Collateral
Face Off
True Romance
Snatch

This list is Erect.

Heat would be close to my top 10.

[Dipstik]

Face Off? Like that movie with Nicholas Cage and John Travolta?

Your taste in movies is now forever suspect, TMC.

[The Movie Critic]

I must've skipped over it when going through the list somehow.

Correction: The list is Erect.

[Max Power]

Face Off was really stupid. I stopped watching 30 minutes in. I liked Heat, an all star cast to be sure, but is was the beginning on the Al Pacino grossly overacting stage, which dropped it out for me.

And while I love most the Marvel movies, I don't rank them as classics. They are just fun, not classics. The last Avengers was more like a Transformers movie, and I don't see a Captain America/Tony Stark feud gaining traction.

[Dipstik]

The infinity gauntlet movie COULD be epic.

[Red BD]

I forgot to put Repo Man on my honorable mention list. My brother and I still quote that film.

That IS a great film.

[sister morphine]

I forgot to put Repo Man on my honorable mention list. My brother and I still quote that film.
That's a great if weird movie. :)

There's several on your list I could have included but didn't because I haven't seen them. Shocking I know, but finding a couple of hours to watch a film without some wretched interruption is tough for me :(

Add in Godzilla (the original Japanese version, not the curious melange put together for American audiences, and definitely not the terrible remake) and the proper Michael Caine "Get Carter" to my honourables. More to come on that.

[Champion24]

Heres minemad
in no particular order.

Trainspotting
Diehard with a vengeance
Rocky 1
Kill bill 3
Glengary glenross
Heat
Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels
Mad max (org)
Goodfellas
Scarface.
Every thing else is rubbish!

[I love tacos]

Ferris Bueller's Day off
The Breakfast Club
300
Swordfish
Pineapple Express
Superbad
Forks over Knives
Avengers
Gotti
Mericle on 34th St.

[Winnson]

I just read mine again and left out Resevoir Dogs. Unbelievable.

I never put in The Deer Hunter (Walken, De Niro) either.

I want a do over.

[Winnson]

I only rate you based on the movies you provide in your Top 10 and your list of Top 10 film directors. Any extra films or directors mentioned outside of your Top 10 are not factored into your rating.

OK I'll try top ten directors

1. Stanley Kubrick
2. Martin Scorcese
3. Steven Spielberg
4. Tim Burton
5. Quentin Tarantino
6. Dennis Hopper
7. George Lucas before 1985
8. The Coen Brothers
9. Francis Ford Coppola
10. Guy Ritchie

Not gonna lie, after 7 I had to open Google because I couldn't think of anymore I liked off the top of my head.

[Winnson]

I forgot to put Repo Man on my honorable mention list. My brother and I still quote that film.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ea/f8/0c/eaf80c4b8a146baab40b5a7f87268d14.jpg

[Max Power]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ea/f8/0c/eaf80c4b8a146baab40b5a7f87268d14.jpg

Let's do crimes!

[The Movie Critic]

Heres minemad
in no particular order.

Trainspotting
Diehard with a vengeance
Rocky 1
Kill bill 3
Glengary glenross
Heat
Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels
Mad max (org)
Goodfellas
Scarface.
Every thing else is rubbish!

There's no Kill Bill 3, just Vol. 1 and 2.

[The Movie Critic]

Ferris Bueller's Day off
The Breakfast Club
300
Swordfish
Pineapple Express
Superbad
Forks over Knives
Avengers
Gotti
Mericle on 34th St.

You have 2 John Hughes movies in your list. In the OP it is stated that fanboyism will not be tolerated and you can only have 1 per director or else get the OBESE rating.

I love tacos, you are OBESE.

[The Movie Critic]

OK I'll try top ten directors

1. Stanley Kubrick
2. Martin Scorcese
3. Steven Spielberg
4. Tim Burton
5. Quentin Tarantino
6. Dennis Hopper
7. George Lucas before 1985
8. The Coen Brothers
9. Francis Ford Coppola
10. Guy Ritchie

Not gonna lie, after 7 I had to open Google because I couldn't think of anymore I liked off the top of my head.

Your rating has improved from Semi to Erect.

[Dipstik]

You should have a TV talk show, TMC... You can tell people their taste in movies suck and talk about the current state of their penis. It'd be great.

[The Movie Critic]

Excellent idea!

[HavingFun]

Which no fun dipsh*t mod moved this to off topic? No particular order:
Deliverance
Slingblade
Outlaw Josey Wales
True Grit (w/John Wayne)
The Devil's Rejects
Tombstone
Caddyshack
The Dirty Dozen
Rambo First Blood
Pulp Fiction

(Almost seems un-American to not have a Chuck Norris movie in there)
So honorable mention Missing in Action. Also Jaws, Smokey and the Bandit, and The Ghost and the Darkness are worth mentioning.

[Max Power]

Which no fun dipsh*t mod moved this to off topic? No particular order:
Deliverance
Slingblade
Outlaw Josey Wales
True Grit (w/John Wayne)
The Devil's Rejects
Tombstone
Caddyshack
The Dirty Dozen
Rambo First Blood
Pulp Fiction

(Almost seems un-American to not have a Chuck Norris movie in there)
So honorable mention Missing in Action. Also Jaws, Smokey and the Bandit, and The Ghost and the Darkness are worth mentioning.

While Chuck Norris is a bit of a modern legend, I saw a good number of his movies in theaters, and they really weren't that good. Anyone who nominates any Chuck Norris film over Enter the Dragon should have their SAG card revoked. A Fistful of Yen, the Bruce Lee spoof segment in Kentucky Fried Movie was better than any Chuck Norris film.

[Dipstik]

Chuck Norris is a legend in part BECAUSE his movies/acting are so terrible. Most of the people who were into the chuck norris facts (was that really over ten years ago now) only knew him from Walker, Texas Ranger anyway.

[Max Power]

Chuck Norris is a legend in part BECAUSE his movies/acting are so terrible. Most of the people who were into the chuck norris facts (was that really over ten years ago now) only knew him from Walker, Texas Ranger anyway.

Well, I am old, and 35 years ago when I was involved in martial arts, I actually thought about buying a pair of his jeans.

[Vile Lynn]

Well, I am old, and 35 years ago when I was involved in martial arts, I actually thought about buying a pair of his jeans.

That's hot.

[Dipstik]

True fact. Wearing Chuck Norris jeans allows one to punch through bricks.

[Max Power]

http://www.artofmanliness.com/trunk/2180/chuck-norris-action-jeans/

[The Movie Critic]

Which no fun dipsh*t mod moved this to off topic? No particular order:
Deliverance
Slingblade
Outlaw Josey Wales
True Grit (w/John Wayne)
The Devil's Rejects
Tombstone
Caddyshack
The Dirty Dozen
Rambo First Blood
Pulp Fiction

(Almost seems un-American to not have a Chuck Norris movie in there)
So honorable mention Missing in Action. Also Jaws, Smokey and the Bandit, and The Ghost and the Darkness are worth mentioning.

HavingFun, you are Semi.

[HavingFun]

HavingFun, you are Semi.

Dude you're Psychic

[HavingFun]

While Chuck Norris is a bit of a modern legend, I saw a good number of his movies in theaters, and they really weren't that good. Anyone who nominates any Chuck Norris film over Enter the Dragon should have their SAG card revoked. A Fistful of Yen, the Bruce Lee spoof segment in Kentucky Fried Movie was better than any Chuck Norris film.

Dippy is way closer. His acting was horrible but consistent. We saw a few of his movies back then also and my brothers and I loved them. Heck my mom even adored him. I couldn't put him in the top ten but was worth mentioning.

[Max Power]

Dippy is way closer. His acting was horrible but consistent. We saw a few of his movies back then also and my brothers and I loved them. Heck my mom even adored him. I couldn't put him in the top ten but was worth mentioning.

Yes, he is worth mentioning as a guy who made martial arts movies that were about half as good as Bruce Lee's.

[Evan1000]

Troll 2 is my favorite movie of all time. Hands down best movie ever made.

It should be a nominee for best actors and best director.

Is there an award for best makeup/costumes? It should get that too

[HavingFun]

Yes, he is worth mentioning as a guy who made martial arts movies that were about half as good as Bruce Lee's.

I don't like any Bruce Lee movies or any movie that is based purely on martial arts so how could I put him in my list Lol you do understand that the OP asked for our individual favorite movies, not guess what Max Power's favorite movies are.

[Ant venom]

The Dark Knight
American History X
Scarface
Fight Club
A Clockwork Orange
Saving Private Ryan
Forrest Gump
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Anchorman
Whiplash
What would you rate your own top 10 list Movie Critic?

[Evan1000]

Here's my actual list, I'm sure most of them had been said already:

Animal House
American Pie
Anchorman
Blazing Saddles
Harold and Kumar go to white castle
Full Metal Jacket
Smokey and the Bandit (the first, the second sucked and never watched the third)
Spy Kids
The Karate Kid
Commando

[Ant venom]

My list (but it's in no particular order):

The Godfather
Tower of Terror
Total Recall
Frontier(s)
Dice Rules
Henry & June
100 Tears
Intent to Kill
Fight Club
El Infierno

[Max Power]

I don't like any Bruce Lee movies or any movie that is based purely on martial arts so how could I put him in my list Lol you do understand that the OP asked for our individual favorite movies, not guess what Max Power's favorite movies are.

Dear Semi,

You should listen when a Rock Hard is speaking. That is all.

Rock Hard.

[HavingFun]

Dear Semi,

You should listen when a Rock Hard is speaking. That is all.

Rock Hard.

Lol, You win bud.

[The Movie Critic]

What would you rate your own top 10 list Movie Critic?

Erect. I think it would be arrogant of me to rate myself Rock hard.

[The Movie Critic]

Here's my actual list, I'm sure most of them had been said already:

Animal House
American Pie
Anchorman
Blazing Saddles
Harold and Kumar go to white castle
Full Metal Jacket
Smokey and the Bandit (the first, the second sucked and never watched the third)
Spy Kids
The Karate Kid
Commando

Evan, you are Dysfunctional.

[The Movie Critic]

My list (but it's in no particular order):

The Godfather
Tower of Terror
Total Recall
Frontier(s)
Dice Rules
Henry & June
100 Tears
Intent to Kill
Fight Club
El Infierno

Ant venom, you are Flaccid.

[Evan1000]

Troll 2 didn't help my rating in any way?

[The Movie Critic]

If Troll 2 actually made your list, you'd be rated OBESE.

[Evan1000]

If Troll 2 actually made your list, you'd be rated OBESE.

Lmao. Alright so we can both agree it's an absolutely horrible movie . We quote lines from it all the time because of how bad it was.

Did you know NILBOG is GOBLIN spelled backwards?

And what movies made my list dysfunctional?

[TMI]

Evan, you are Dysfunctional.

Yay! I got a dysfunctional buddy! It's about time, I was getting lonely down there lol