Why is the suspicious barrel a suitcase?

[Captain Torgue]

A suitcase isn't a barrel broseph.

[Dipstik]

Doesn't that seem suspicious to you?

[1Shot]

Because it's a barrel disguised as a suitcase!

[Red BD]

Because it's a barrel disguised as a suitcase!

That's just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. And quite frankly, it looks like a briefcase..,.

[Evan1000]

Because it's a barrel disguised as a suitcase!

What if it's really a suitcase disguised as a barrel?

[Max Power]

Don't be daft. The monkeys at GREE call their briefcases 'barrels.'

It all makes sense now.

It's how they carry their "barrels" of cash.

[Oasis]

Furthermore, the contents of these so called barrels is apparently smuggled booze, but to me the picture resembles bonds…??

[Vile Lynn]

Excuse me. Where did my post go? ...as if I didn't know. :rolleyes:

You guys are so inconsistent! In other posts you have edited other GREE-names to "monkey" and now it gets deleted?

If you're going to do your job, try not to half-donkey it.

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Don't be daft. The monkeys at GREE call their briefcases 'barrels.'

It all makes sense now.
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^^ Thanks Max!

[Oasis]

It all makes sense now.


I Thought you were referencing Donkey Kong, and I thought it was quite clever!
"half-donkey", "monkey", "barrel"

[Vile Lynn]

Actually, in my original post, I was referring to the old game called Monkeys in a Barrel.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D9tWHHfAL._SY300_.jpg

[Jeronimo]

Excuse me. Where did my post go? ...as if I didn't know. :rolleyes:

You guys are so inconsistent! In other posts you have edited other GREE-names to "monkey" and now it gets deleted?

If you're going to do your job, try not to half-donkey it.

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Don't be daft. The monkeys at GREE call their briefcases 'barrels.'

It all makes sense now.
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^^ Thanks Max!

They also deleted my SpongeBob :( they don't like SpongeBob apparantly

[Red BD]

Furthermore, the contents of these so called barrels is apparently smuggled booze, but to me the picture resembles bonds…??
I think it may suspiciously sound like the liquor was "bottled and bond[ed]???]" which may or may not mean it has a state's tax stamp on it, but then I don't know. I only drink it- and drink quite a bit more of it now that Gree is in my life.

[Red BD]

They also deleted my SpongeBob :( they don't like SpongeBob apparantly

It suspiciously seems that Dean Wormer (of Faber College in Animal House) is the newest undercover moderator here and we are all (or maybe just some of us) on "Double Secret Probation".
Anyway, they are only enforcing the "No Fun Allowed" Rule.

[MK Loves You]

Anyway, they are only enforcing the "No Fun Allowed" Rule.
GREE puts the f-u-n in forum.

[Evan1000]

There's no fun in forum.. but there's rum. Rum is fun. Too bad there's no alcoholic beverages while on probation.. Much less double secret probation!

[Perin]

Think this is our 3rd time having these briefcases in 3 months. I know twice for sure. Lazy bastards

[TheWarthog]

I'm just thrilled to death to have yet another unfinishable box event with a gawdawful open rate. I'm so tickled I could just deficate.

[1Shot]

I'm just thrilled to death to have yet another unfinishable box event with a gawdawful open rate. I'm so tickled I could just deficate.

Well, for proof, my friend that's a free player finished the box event from two box events ago free with no gold.

[TheWarthog]

I used to finish them as well for free. I haven't come close in several events.

Added.

I used to be able to finish boss events too. They killed that too.

[1Shot]

I used to finish them as well for free. I haven't come close in several events.

Added.

I used to be able to finish boss events too. They killed that too.

Yeah this boss is costing me too much gold. Liked it better in tiers or with less health...