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11-27-2014, 07:29 AM
For those of you lucky enough to be able to play without significant issues, Mad Trucker of GGFG offers these holiday playing tips.
Top 10 ways to covertly play modern war at your family Thanksgiving gathering:
10. Offer to take the garbage out while conducting missions.
9. Make frequent trips to the bathroom. While in the bathroom you can make hits on the boss as well as make room for more pumpkin pie!
8. Pretend to be reading text messages from friends while frequently laughing out loud and making comments about how stupid they are!
7. Offer to make your wife a drink, and while you're up don't forget to make a hit!
6. Periodically sneak outside to get some fresh air, complaining about how hot it is in the housey sneak outside to get some fresh air, complaining about how hot it is in the house
5. Pretend to be checking up on your fantasy football league while telling your wife how nice she looks today!
4. If you live in an area being impacted by snow, offer to go out and shovel the sidewalk in the name of safety! Don't forget to make your hit!
3. After consuming all that delicious Thanksgiving meal, excuse yourself to go change into some sweatpants to relieve the pressure!
2. At the end of the evening hopefully your wife has consumed enough alcohol you can convince her to go upstairs for a special massage! Please do not forget to Dim the screen on your phone, we do not want you to give up your cover!
1. After deploying the special massage, your wife may experience severe sleepiness. Patiently wait for her to fall asleep. Then feel free to make hits until you pass out yourself!
Good luck on your mission and have a great Thanksgiving!!😜pecial massage! Please do not forget to Dim the screen on your phone, we do not want you to give up your cover!
1. After deploying the special massage, your wife may experience severe sleepiness. Patiently wait for her to fall asleep. Then feel free to make hits until you pass out yourself!
Good luck on your mission and have a great Thanksgiving!!😜
Top 10 ways to covertly play modern war at your family Thanksgiving gathering:
10. Offer to take the garbage out while conducting missions.
9. Make frequent trips to the bathroom. While in the bathroom you can make hits on the boss as well as make room for more pumpkin pie!
8. Pretend to be reading text messages from friends while frequently laughing out loud and making comments about how stupid they are!
7. Offer to make your wife a drink, and while you're up don't forget to make a hit!
6. Periodically sneak outside to get some fresh air, complaining about how hot it is in the housey sneak outside to get some fresh air, complaining about how hot it is in the house
5. Pretend to be checking up on your fantasy football league while telling your wife how nice she looks today!
4. If you live in an area being impacted by snow, offer to go out and shovel the sidewalk in the name of safety! Don't forget to make your hit!
3. After consuming all that delicious Thanksgiving meal, excuse yourself to go change into some sweatpants to relieve the pressure!
2. At the end of the evening hopefully your wife has consumed enough alcohol you can convince her to go upstairs for a special massage! Please do not forget to Dim the screen on your phone, we do not want you to give up your cover!
1. After deploying the special massage, your wife may experience severe sleepiness. Patiently wait for her to fall asleep. Then feel free to make hits until you pass out yourself!
Good luck on your mission and have a great Thanksgiving!!😜pecial massage! Please do not forget to Dim the screen on your phone, we do not want you to give up your cover!
1. After deploying the special massage, your wife may experience severe sleepiness. Patiently wait for her to fall asleep. Then feel free to make hits until you pass out yourself!
Good luck on your mission and have a great Thanksgiving!!😜