If Gree were an airline....fill in the blanks

[Oh oh Gree]

If Gree was an airline ......fill in the blank
1. Pay toilets
2. Paid Oxygen
3. Pay to use the top bin and space under your seat
4. Pay TV unless you watch 2 hours of sponsored videos
5. Free first class upgrades for those who have spent over 100k on a Gree game
6. Pay for all luggage $1+/ pound
7. If you weigh over 100lbs $1/pound
8. Locked window shades unless you pay
9. Seat cushions extra
10. Arm rest extra
11. Seat belt extra
12. Pay to use light over your seat
13. Free internet to play Gree provided you spend at least $100/flight
14. Flight attendants pass around the hat before flight
15. Entry fee
16. Exit fee
17. No bringing food on, pay inflated prices for Gree "approved" snacks

[petezx]

So, Ryanair then?

[Oh oh Gree]

18. Apple and Google would provide the insurance

[Rob TRK]

Crash on attempted takeoff.... With the solution quality this will never fly :)

[andy2]

Plane would break in half. Front half of the plane would take off and eventually get most of the passengers to their final destination. Of course some seat belts wouldn't work and those people would fly out the open hole in the back of the plane. The survivors wouldn't have any idea what was going on the whole time.

The back half of the plane would just sit there in the runway waiting for someone to tell them what was going on. Eventually a flight attendant would tell them that all of the information was clearly posted on the airlines forum and that they should have known. The flight was 'running late due to technical difficulties' and that they are 'very sorry'. Everyone gets 3 packages of peanuts, and a key chain to make up for the inconvenience.

[pick_sax]

q: how far do you think this thing will fly?

a: all the way to the scene of the crash!

courtesy rw.

[Retired and not happy]

Atleast your thread didnt get banned, mine did, not sure what Tos i broke but i received no infraction, here it is.

New events up, Unlimited event "Glitch By Gree."

This events been going on for years.
I expect this one to be a continual ripper,
Danimal and Jackson will be on the scene first to report and investigate
So far the intel tells me the events reward is

+100 percent bank balance reduction
+25 percent more wife annoyance
+80 percent less sleep
-5 health overall (mental)
+6 added to amount of frustrations
+1 big PERMANENT headache.
All these bonuses do stack and are permanent

I suggest you guys call the new hotline on advice about gree addictions.
the number isnt toll free
Its funded by a profit organization, all proceeds go to GREE Inc.

[Tadaaah]

Not the best idea to try and restart already locked threads.